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@Jacob_Rees_Mogg Just admit that you LOVE hurting people and wish it was legal. Go on Jakey. Go on. I bet you'd love to see them getting a good kicking. Bet you get a tiny semi.

If we don’t leave the jurisdiction of the European Court of Human Rights we will not solve our immigration problem.

@Conservatives @RishiSunak

🚨 MPs just voted to progress the toughest immigration laws ever - despite Labour trying very hard to block them. Only @RishiSunak and the Conservatives will do what is needed to stop the boats.

@Conservatives @RishiSunak You can "deem" anything. I deem the moon made of ryvita. There you go. Anyway, muppets, make safe routes available and the boats stop. It's not rocket science.

@phughes76340646 For those of you just joining, this is the thread for morons only. (Unless you actually do believe Christmas Cards, board games & Elf on the Shelf are actual religious traditions in which case, you can stay anyway).

The most disgusting insulting Christmas add I’ve ever seen. I know what I WONT do M&S - I won’t be spending my money with you that’s for sure. Burning CHRISTMAS cards 🤬 would you insult any other religion like this 🤬

From the grim too-small backdrop, to the tucked under trouser legs, via Bruno's giant testicle and every other stylists decision, this is the photo gift that keeps giving. #ManchesterUnited #ManUtd.

@rogerthedoctor @Coluche591 If you didn't need email for three years I'm going to go out on a limb and say you don't need it at all.

@Coluche591 I haven't been able to access mine for 3 years... Seriously. And no help at all from Virgin Media. Have given up and use other email systems now.

Anyone else having problems with Virgin Media email in the UK? It's been down since just after 23:00 Sunday 18 June, UK time (just over 8 hours) with login failures and failures to find the servers.

@f1_paulie @arinzechukwuab1 @UTDTrey @UTDTakez @UTDHabibii @Mbahdeyforyou @ManUtdInPidgin @DestUTD @CFC_Janty @BlessedUtd @apollo4reall What do you mean by that?

@arinzechukwuab1 @UTDTrey @UTDTakez @UTDHabibii @Mbahdeyforyou @ManUtdInPidgin @DestUTD @CFC_Janty @BlessedUtd @apollo4reall If the Saudis purchase ManU, Greenwood will be back in the first team within a week. He'd be a hero in their culture.

Manchester United are edging closer to the end of their internal investigation into Mason Greenwood's conduct and a decision over the forward's future could come in the next few weeks. The 21-year-old hasn't played for the club since January 2022,

@imalexwatson I've been wondering what happened to the original TV:AM graphics from 1981.

I can’t tell you how many times I’ve watched this on a loop and I’ve not stopped laughing! 😂 (It’s the little off-camera scream that does it for me!)

@beverleyturner @imalexwatson All the talk backs went down so we all just assumed we were off air just in case

I was on the other side of the studio waiting to start...But it wasn't me screaming! 🤣 All of our talk-back packs had gone down. We were all milling around thinking we were on an ad break...so easy to do. Not one person's fault. There but for the grace of God goes any live TV presenter. They'd been on air (since 6am!) for 3.5 hours and were just about to hand over.... I do love this crazy gbnews family...😁

@mikea7719 @Otto_English Yeah exactly this. Not met any of the conspiracy nuts with well paid jobs (funny that).

@Otto_English So, no doubt, they’ll all turn down the money if offered….?

My first thought when I saw the Universal Basic Income trial was "the conspiracy theorists will be all over this making out its bad" and lo... it cameth to pass

#TomBaker is trending and is doing great , whoever is your favourite Doctor Who (mine being Patrick Troughton ) can we all agree that Tom Baker is the best and quite magnificent #DoctorWho

@MugMana @pearlythingz @BrittanyVenti Yeah that video needs more attention from the YT algorithm than all of @pearlythingz bullshit. The tiny brains who think that Tate *might* be realising that Tate just might possibly,, you know, could be, maybe, a grifter too will see her as "acceptable"

@dradis22 @pearlythingz Oh I know. Just giving her shit. @BrittanyVenti did an amazing job on her video about pearl. I'm thankful I'm not the only one that felt the way Brittany was saying.

Send me questions for my next Q&A video

@pearlythingz Is it ok to be racist if you're also punctual and polite?

@nwakwue_godson @pearlythingz She knows what she's doing. Racist gonna racist

@pearlythingz Pearl, careful what grounds you explore. Hoops you call trashy are generally fashion for most black women and even tradition in particular African tribes. Do what you want , but careful speaking on things you don't understand.

Tattoos and large hoop earrings are trashy. I can still go into conversations with people with tattoos and large hoop earrings in good faith.

@pearlythingz You have to wonder don't you. I mean what could it be? Grifting?

How did they just ban me on Instagram again?? I didn’t even post anything!!!

@pearlythingz Woo! More grifting oppos!

False alarm guys they gave me back IG

@MugMana @pearlythingz She's a grifter, it's all rage bait. Poundshop Andrew Tate

@pearlythingz Why are you a business woman who's single with no kids giving dating advice to men?

@Blueblur2023 @pearlythingz As soon as it started to make money I imagine. She's a grifter

@pearlythingz What is it that made you care so much about men?

@cumslicer @project_lesbian Free innit. @letsencrypt

@project_lesbian SSL certs are like 70€ for 2 years. why are you lying for 3 bucks a month

If you're trying to see our site and getting an 'unsafe' message, this is because some internet providers automatically flag the word 'lesbian' in our URL as problematic. And if that doesn't tell you something about what it's like to be a lesbian today, nothing does! Should be sorted by tomorrow.

@project_lesbian It tells me that you might be fucking idiots. Fix your website certificate and stop embarrassing yourselves