David Cole

In a surprisingly tense moment for Hee Haw fans, Johnny Cash popped up in the cornfield and told Roy Clark he would fucking kill him.

George Gervins is iceman. Period

Alright, I cut off 6”, which, isn’t very much but i still need you to tell me you’re proud of me😌

...A massive and epic fucking disappointment.

@lyssasphere every day ...

Do you ever feel like talking is totally pointless?

@WellImHere00 "a real girl" 🤥😂

@drcole52 😂😂😂😂

"Hey Cutie" Me talking to my mandarin 🍊

@Super70sSports knockout 👊

Spectacular Bracket of Randomness Round of 32 Matchup #8 (3) 1980s SI Swimsuit Issue 👙 vs. (14) The Beach Boys 🎶

@_TheBookishOne 🤪 tugs the heart strings...

If you can’t be a little ridiculous and a little real under the same sheets, you probably chose the wrong body to be close to.

@mistrustme1 😁😎

Off to get waxed and professionally stretched, none of which is near as fun as one would hope

@CatInShambles @burritodog_ @imaboredgoat cant

@burritodog_ @imaboredgoat can see me

if you see yourself here you’re cooked

IT GETS WORSE New Epstein files show Trump was DIRECTLY INVOLVED in human trafficking OMG!

George Conway on Trump: “We can’t last 34 more months of what we’ve seen in the last 14. We’re fucked if this guy serves out his term. He’s gonna trash everything once and for all”

Hegseth announces that Ukraine is cut off. Serving Putin is the core focus of the Trump administration.

Absolute bombshell. John Bolton admits the administration completely forgot to secure the Strait of Hormuz before starting a war. He reveals the Secretary of Energy didn't even think it would affect oil prices. The incompetence of these warmongers is staggering.

@CosmicDreamer6 fuck no

This is creepy as hell but cool.

@mistrustme1 🤪 ditto

Your face makes me stupid happy

@Jacobtheclipper The fuck your feelings crowd should be arriving any moment 🙋‍♂️

“Guys today are the most skilled ever” Meanwhile the skilled things they do 😂👟

Fill in the blanks John Fetterman is a _________