dr. crab
211 posts
dr. crab
@drcrab13
Rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy
bedlam and squalor Katılım Ağustos 2022
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I wanna know when ppl started saying “nega” for a shortened version of negative because most of my time on the internet I’ve seen “neg” or “/neg” be used
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watched my spurs win the second i leave san tonio like im bad voodoo
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@lisco_2000 serial killing for shits n giggles, adopt a stupid alias like "the shitcreek shooter" and u can only get caught 3 decades later because you live in bumfuck nowhere and they couldnt send a forensics expert out any earlier
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@lesbianwylder *cough cough* idk dude that sekiro placement seems a bit low and that nightreign placement awfully high but to each their own I guess
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updated PERSONAL ranking of soulsborne games favourite to least favourite (all goated)
- elden ring
- bloodborne
- ds1 & nightreign
- sekiro
- ds2
- ds3
- demons souls remake (never finished this actually LMAO wish i could play the original but oh well)
syp🦖🦕 🍉 | playing RE2+3 Remake@lesbianwylder
and with that i've officially finished replaying dark souls 2! and man am i glad i did despite my hesitance after my very messy first experience lol. ive come to apprechiate and love this game for its quirks, for its charm & whimsy & just creative ideas. awesome game man.
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@melissa_rising8 Probably Kanye's first three albums. All the singles are classics but if you told me to sit down rn and listen to graduation from start to finish I'd be bored half to death by the time Barry bonds came on
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@Clairemoder_ Cause they're the American blueprint, the US would never be half as idiotic as it is now if Europe wasn't full of rage filled entitled chuds to colonize the Americas
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russian dorohedoro fandom hates dokuga so much 😭I lowkey agree with them too
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when im slandering my faves bc im bored af but ppl who actually hate them show up to the party
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@lesbianwylder There isn't a single npc invasion before or after this half as creative or funny in froms entire catalogue
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i forgot this happens LOL
but man what a silly game ❤️
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@biggieU_U The warped blade is my favorite you should try it, one handed or 2handing it has the normal curved sword moveset but powerstancing with it gives you an entirely new moveset with a really fast heavy spin attack
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@lesbianwylder 1 and 2 on the other hand feel more like going down a long winding path and eventually reaching the heart of the world, the bosses feel more like set pieces, points along the way to the world's zenith.
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@lesbianwylder I just didn't like exploring in 3 all that much and pvp sucked. No matter how grandiose or spectacular, each area felt like a blip and even though there were noteworthy bosses along the way I never felt challenged by anything other than the boss encounters
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guys i think... i think i like ds2 more than ds3 now...
GIF
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@Rechardart Don't got one, I just wander around like a moron and eventually when I get bored I go kill Margit and then keep wandering around like a moron
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When you wanna play elden ring and then the 3 hours of setup every run enters the room
Neb | 🏳️🌈@NebsGoodTakes
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@DarkSunConsort I think they'd be like, super crumbly and have a weird clay flavor with a hint of blue cheese or yeast maybe
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What do you guys think the boluses taste like. I think these ones have a weird mouth feel
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@biggieU_U I think a fun part of ds2 is that all great soul bosses have gimmicks. Sacrificing your offhand to avoid the spiders with ddf, limited ground and attack opportunities with oik, limited lock on with sinner, ground hazards and dismemberment with the rotten
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@Jukobut3 augh fuck this is actually a really good dilemma. From a purely utilitarian viewpoint blue makes the most sense, but morally speaking is it really possible to quantify a good deed? Can someone like hitler ever fully atone? Is it even acceptable to allow atonement?
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@yosukehxn To no one's surprise krav maga doesn't work against opponents older than 12 years old. Good job champ i hope they cried
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@flomple For example you'd be able to imbue a ring of the gods after killing calvarion 10 times with it on and then using a bunch of soul runes if you have the required magic level to do so. That way even buying the item would make you engage with the content it comes from
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@flomple I think imbuing could be turned into a sort of stat tracking feature, like you'd need to kill a certain number of specific enemies or bosses while wearing it in order to unlock the item and once it's unlocked you'd be able to use a thousand or so runes to inbue it
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