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Jesus: [breaks bread] this is my body
Jesus: [pours wine] this is my blood
Jesus: [strums the opening chords of Space Oddity] this is ground control to Major Tom
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@drdissociation
if you tried to plug me into an electrical outlet the circuits would burst and a lost 8tracks remix of clair de lune would play on loop for the rest of eternity
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RYAN COOGLER!
GIVE ME AN ANIMATED 10 SEASON ANIMORPHS SERIES THAT DEALS WITH THE IMMEASURABLE WEIGHT OF BEING CHILD SOLDIERS IN AN UNWINNABLE WAR AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!!!!!!!!!
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Feel like this understates her actual point
Gunner Dobbins (Dunk and Egg era)@GunnerDobbins
Fun Fact: The author did a blog post following the series's VERY dark and depressing ending after a lot of readers were traumatized by the kid characters all either dying or having PTSD and in response, this based lady said: "Lol, War is war keep crying"
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this is all these things that i've done erasure
LIN!!!! #FRIENDSHIPISMAGIC@cry0genicslim3
mr brightside should not be the defining killers hit and it should be somebody told me instead
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nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early
astronaut: moon's haunted
nasa employee: what?
astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* moon's haunted
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@cacticait i can read both backwards and upside down so either way works. however, stapled to my chest sounds hot as fuck
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i'm really bad at noticing when men are hitting on me because i'm kinda always just ready to be pissed off at a man.
*this tweet is sponsored by that man who was trying to flirt with me earlier and i completely missed it bc i thought he was acting stupid on purpose
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@bonesandpoetry i love YOU 😆😭
he was buying dick pills and after i told him about one of them he went something like "well if you recommend it" or "i mean if you like it" idk what exactly he said but i definitely responded with "i don't." like full stop all monotone full gay misandrist
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@drdissociation b you are an absolute disaster I love you got that
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sometimes my chest will crack in a Very Specifically Loud way and my entire body freezes for a second just in case i've cracked my ribcage open and then i move on like nothing happened bc it truly isn't my business until it is
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@bonesandpoetry i don't HATE it if it's done well, which is just kinda how i feel abt anything in writing at any given moment. i'm just now learning ppl prefer 1st person bc they self insert and im like. that makes no goddamn sense, that character is telling you a story!!!!
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@drdissociation I have no clue what happened. first person is my mortal enemy
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oh i see the pendulum has swung in the other direction, first person used to be the most hated pov
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typed nine and was like. there's no way that's possible. then i remembered 2017 was nine years ago.
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ive been thinking about this outfit four times a week for nine years
horse dentist@equine__dentist
this fit goes so insanely hard
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this is why i thought i was bisexual for ten years btw
Cynthia@cynthiaruth95
halsey playing bass is very personal to me
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