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@DeborahCorff @HamptonAc_ How would live without paying 1800 a week for haircuts? May as well be homeless if you’re not doing that

So when you spend all your money during the good times you end up with nothing for the down cycles in your life. Does he REALLY need $1,200 DoorDash $400 eating out $200 gym $120 subscriptions $1,500 bottle service $900 barber (2x a week). What the heck is bottle service anyway. And 900 for a barber. I have not paid 900 for hair in my life.

My boy just bagged a corporate job and called me hyped. "Ac, I'm set for life" $140K/year. Benefits. 401k match. Corner office. I congratulated him but I had to show him the math. $140K salary = $8,750/month after tax $2,800 rent $650 car payment (Audi A4) $280 insurance $180 gas $1,200 DoorDash $400 eating out $200 gym $120 subscriptions $1,500 bottle service $900 barber (2x a week) $500 going out $200 random expenses He's left with $820. Daycare? $2,000/month. Now he's -$1,180 every month. $140K/year is survival, bro. how about you setup a store

@Foreignobjects4 @Leo72284513 @MindOfHeadking And then everyone applauded

@Leo72284513 @MindOfHeadking Depends on the person My Ex cheated on me in High School, fucked her mom. Another cheated on me just after school, fucked both her sisters and her best friend. See when people know you're a cheating ho The people around you tend not to care if you get hurt especially Mom's

Bro was in shock seeing his girl leave him for a guy she didn’t even know what his name is.

@paysera_ Sending money to a hot girl you not smashing? Yes basically the same thing 😂

@drew575757 eating poop is the same as sending money to a hot girl?

i, personally, DO kink shame. if you eat poop u need help!!!

@MrImranPk This one is so obvious if anyone fell for it they need to be off the internet for safety

At the very moment when Trump was boasting that "Iran's naval power has been completely destroyed," the Iranian Navy sank a U.S. ship that attempted to approach the port of Bandar Abbas.

@ybreyerz @fistmasters_ I want whatever you are on

@fistmasters_ red shirt won lowk, even tho he got slammed he got back up lmaoo

Imagine getting whooped, and then your opponent starts clowning on your girl.

@EdKrassen Y’all know this is only a basis to start negotiations. You’re too smart to believe they will get near all that in the end. So you’re just being dishonest

BREAKING: Iran says its 10-point proposal calls for lifting all sanctions, full compensation, and the release of all frozen Iranian assets. That includes roughly $2 billion held in the U.S. Remember when Trump flipped out over Obama returning $400 million of Iran’s own frozen money? Curious how that outrage holds up now.

@GBX_Press The ultimate sign of how much you are winning is that you ask your citizens to form human shields around military targets since your military can’t protect them

🚨 BREAKING Iran told Pakistan it "believed it was winning" before cutting off US diplomacy, claiming it still has 15,000 missiles and 45,000 drones, WSJ reports.

RAISE YOUR HAND IF you'd let a jacked 42 year old blonde mommy pin you down and call you a good boy 💀👇

@DrewVento This is definitely the scotch tape ceo. I’ll try anything once though

Condom companies dont want you to know this: A single piece of scotch tape over your dick hole is as effective as a condom in preventing pregnancy. Condoms arent needed. Do not give big condom your hard earned money.

@brattyavaa If it works for you, you should let the slightly above average ones know to!

When I see a baddie working a normal job I’m just like damn girl. You really could be robbing men online from the comfort of ur bed

@Lulkilogram @Frxmzy I never know if this is an inside joke I don’t know or if their are people that really think speed is an elite level athlete who can do anything

@Frxmzy Speed is a great athlete. With the right training he could probably whoop a few people

Speed pressed ex nfl legend Shannon Sharpe and walked off the podcast after he was making fun of him and said he can’t go pro in boxing and his ego is too high 👀😳 “You cannot beat Jake Paul, Floyd Mayweather or Manny Pacquiao your trash… your ego is too high… I can tell the money and fame got to you” “I’m getting out of where man your a joke now pay me my $500k for this podcast before I sue you”

@Wishdollcat And some people say it’s hard to tell ai from real life 😂

Would you hold hands with me in public even though I’m trans? 🏳️‍⚧️

@rkmtimes That would be the ideal situation for Israel to get rid of them

JUST IN🇾🇪❌🇮🇱🔥 Houthis threatened to launch first ground invasion of #Israel if US-Israel continued bombing of Iran, Gaza, Lebanon and Yemen.

@ServebrattyS Thanks Right before tax return comes. Perfect timing!

Btw l've helped 6 men quit findom so far if anyone else needs help!

@molnar_sco60319 @GaryPackard12 @Ratio_Disputati @saniyafatma1278 No they can’t lol. You think there’s a state where if your neighbor doesn’t want a fence you can put one up and make them pay half?

@GaryPackard12 @Ratio_Disputati @saniyafatma1278 Actually depending on the state, they could very easily make the neighbor split the cost of a shared fence

I seriously need some help here. My neighbor just put up this massive metal fence right along our property line and I’m honestly pretty upset about it. It completely changed the whole feel of my driveway and now it looks like I’m pulling into some kind of industrial corridor. I had no idea this was even happening until the thing was already built. It feels like my space just got boxed in overnight. What on earth can I do in a situation like this???

@Blonddieee_ You don’t find twitter porn. It finds you

How do I find porn on Twitter?

@ItalianBlackout @CaseyTaylor520 @Hoopss Would be such a dumb replacement. Even if this were true that he isn’t clutch. You had Jordan, Steph, KD as late game closers. LeBron would fit this team 💯 better

@CaseyTaylor520 @Hoopss Replace Lebitch with Kobe. Need that mamba mentality and LeBron is not clutch…don’t wanna go undefeated with an asterisk cause of flops 😂

You got $15 to spend

@Ahmed_7xc @SumolaIdowu @maebegaming lol just looked it up and average in Greece is at least half an inch smaller than USA 😂

@SumolaIdowu @maebegaming Genuinely baffles me how 6 inches is considered big in the USA and how people try to justify 4 inches, 6 inches is considered on the smaller side of average in greece in TEENS mind you adults

if d!ck size were as visible as b00b size, a lot more men would keep their mouths shut

@Raelian__ @BK_McCallum @SeedJ27348 @Partisangirl I think you’re getting your news from other x users and ai videos lol

@BK_McCallum @SeedJ27348 @Partisangirl Stop watching US news and try watching unbiased news. They are hitting Tehran heavy. But Iran is destroying every US base in the region, hitting the gulf states and are making really good decisions. US is panic mode

Can’t believe Russia, and China are watching Iran single handedly take on the US by itself. They’ve never done anything like this. It brings up a lot of questions about will power and capability.