The Legendary Drey Martell 🔰
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The Legendary Drey Martell 🔰
@dreyoflaylay
Them no dey pay to dey learn lesson
Lagos, Nigeria Katılım Temmuz 2019
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Till I shake my ass before you will see me abi ?
𝙱𝙸𝙶 𝚂𝙷𝙰𝙱𝚉 𓃵 ²³¹@omoiyaakeem
one of the sexiest albinos I’ve seen? what do you think?
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@Wizarab10 Ifa took just one look at him and knew he was a disappointment
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@B_RedHKN You no go like press me like 2m asap?
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@Zamaniii0 Women don’t have it easy my friend, you’re just a mumu.
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Biggest cap 😂😂
Back in 2022, when I was in my second year at university, I had ₦2,700 with me and planned to manage it for three days. Later that evening, my girlfriend called and said she was broke and had nothing to eat, so I sent her the ₦2,700 I had. This girl still complained that the money wouldn’t even be enough for her meals that day 😂 Meanwhile, I was planning to survive on it for three days.
I had to call home and tell them I was broke and needed money. My sister sent me ₦10,000 to manage for three days until they paid her salary. The moment the money entered my account, I removed ₦7,300 and sent it to my girlfriend, then kept ₦2,700 for myself.
Mind you, if one of my guys had called me saying he was broke and needed help, I would’ve either sent him ₦1,000 out of the money or lied that I had no money on me, rather than do for him what I did for my girlfriend.
Women really have it easier, walahi 😂😂
Nigeria Stories@NigeriaStories
I wish I was a man, life is so much easier for men. ~ Phyna says
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A police officer stopped a young man's car and, upon checking it, realized that his driving license had expired.
The police officer asked him why he was driving with an expired license.
He answered:
«They just fired me from my job, and the money I have is only enough for me to eat, pay rent, and my bills. I am from another state and I have come here to study at university. Plus, I have a job interview».
The police officer had the option of applying the law and prohibiting the young man from driving his car, but he decided to listen to his heart.
He parked his police vehicle, helped him tie his tie, got into the young man's car and accompanied him to the interview location.
They entered together. The #police officer apologized and explained the reason for the young man's delay. They hired him!
The young man got the job and obtained a temporary driving license until he raised enough money to renew his license.
That's humanity!

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@cena17thszn Nahh mark Henry really had to go
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@honest30bgfan_ @Whillz099 I too dey fell this 6uff, I don’t know why 😭
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@PropositoyVida The kind of slap I for give am if na me.
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@onedarkhorse_ Seat go come Dey smell. Person go come get eczema for back
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