johannes phartz-immcuming

i’m the rockefeller of relaxing

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

shitting my pants to death while my tajik sherpa laughs at me all because i ate snow but at least i look drippy as fuck in this arc teryx

just bought $600 arc teryx pants and i’m about to summit K2 on roblox

imagine pulling up on your ops in a tesla and the battery dies

i’m up early buying luxury socks

in case you were wondering

@summerbind is excellent at capturing life’s precious moments

the power of poon

doing some pull ups while i listen to sade. it’s raining outside and all work was shut down.

austin powers holding ten bands

popping nine gas station dick pills and then throwing a perfect game for the new york yankees, cooperstown here i come

i’m a junior interior designer, it’s an artistic outlet that aligns with my financial needs

@reglarwoman YUP

i have great news about what was for dinner tonight

@Dansplainer like a logger in the pnw

brother I'm a real shitter I already planned on it

@psych_death yes, a free car is a free car

If I am supposed to inherit a very very low mileage 14 year old Mazda sedan with no rust even though I don’t need a car right now then I should still accept it in case I need a car in a couple of years right

i’m in industrial settings inaccessible to the public, trying on italian suits made of fine fabrics in camo nikes

entering a flow state while i unwrap a hot dog

got a second scone for free at the coffee shop because the first had a hair running through the entire damn thing

artefacts are calling to me… i need to discover somrthing quick