6ft’10 SveeLee 🇳🇬🇺🇸

Aunty kemi if we are in a sensible country you should be in a rehab by now #TheAdelekecurse

what do the inside of a coochie feel like to niggas?

Lol dajjal has been born

Horny women need to be fvcked senseless regularly or society gets another wave of angry feminists.

@vinicius_snrr I can’t even text you if we aint in same city cos its just a waste.

texting without link up plans just feels like a waste of time to me these days

This tweet is a word play tweet. I will go first. My friend lie say m get admission for one university for Italy, we just found out say Napoli

I’ve never been so invested in a f!ght like this before. Be honest, who won? 😂

@MondayCaroline @khanofkhans11_ Same here too i was surprised that they could be this mean i thought they were nice

@khanofkhans11_ I experienced this from my Aunties when my mom died. I saw another side of them that I never knew they had .

Na after your papa die you go see your relatives true color. Whole time it’s your father shielding your family from them.

The American 🇺🇸 interviewers got suspicious when Davido kept mentioning “my dad”… they asked if he was a billionaire and he said yes, so they secretly checked Google to see if he was lying and saw $750,000,000 and instantly switched their tone mid-interview 😭🔥

Omo

List of people God will punish -Plateau and MiddleBelt politicians (except Kefiano) -Winifred papa and Winifred brother -Christian girls dating Muslim boys -Terrorists and their sponsors -APC Supporters -e-terrorists -feminists -Rapists and women abusers -false rape accusers -etc

I live in Apo Legislative Quarters. Every now and then, ladies come in from Nyanya, Karu, Life Camp, and other distant areas, all heading to the gym inside the quarters. The goal is clear: meet a politician. Some of them show up in skimpy shorts and see-through leggings, and they walk from the main gate to the gym building, a distance of nearly 2km, just to get there. Here is the problem with that plan. The gym charges 30,000 naira a month. That is a small amount for most people. But the men they are hoping to meet? Those men either have private gyms in their homes, or they train at places like Transcorp Hilton, where gym access is less about money and more about connections and status. So the women pay a fee, walk a distance that demands real effort, dress in a way designed to attract attention, and still go home having met nobody worth meeting. It is not a lack of effort. It is a miscalculation. The target audience was never in that building to begin with. Thats Abuja for you

@_Kamor This is personal 😭😂

And dump their boyfriends from Jos, who has done everything for them, including paying their rent, supporting their business, paying their fees and sending them money frequently.

Finding out Abazz isn't a Muslim guy named Abass and instead is an Akwa Ibom guy whose name is Abassifreke is killing me😂😂😂

I just heard a crazy gist... So ladies actually come to do NYSC in Abuja hoping to marry a rich man ?

University of Jos, Vice Chancellor- Tanko Ishaya, appeals to Hausa and Fulani Settlers to stop attacking students of the University after the emergence of dead bodies of various students of the university

This is classified Police information that leaked. If you are in Jos, or aforementioned areas, be careful tomorrow. Better to stay indoors Jos is bleeding 🩸

Trending Video of a man reenacting Jesus falling from the Cross has sparked widespread reactions

You don’t post on your WhatsApp status. anytime you post on your status, you rush to delete it within 10 minutes. you turn off read receipts. you use disappearing messages. you don’t have a profile picture. you hide your last seen and online status. you find people who post on their own whatsApp story immature. with all that privacy, you still don’t have the delete the app. you don’t use TikTok because you think people on the app are immature. If you are this type of person, sorry that’s not maturity you are just a sad person.

The state government should ban all forms of Almajiri and begging in Jos city. Jos is not a Muslim state

@faiir_boy @sparkle_akoga Its rare

@sparkle_akoga What about us Christian men dating Muslim women

God punish all those Christian girls dating Muslims men