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@_kyledempsey @OfficialBWFC Fantastic to see you back out there again Demps, well done on all the hard work to get there!

Just like to thank all you fans for the reception I received when entering back out there again today, I’ll always remember that!!🤍 it’s another 3 points and a clean sheet, we go again Tuesday🙌🏻 @OfficialBWFC

Petition to @FootballCliches - inclusion of Dan Burn's goal as the dictionary definition of "leapt like a salmon"

@baj1983 Get yourself to the Duke of York ASAP

Yet to have a beer in Belfast. I'm being dragged around the Titantic quarter. The fucker sank years ago, can we all just move on please.

@cpeedell Hoping your "fireside chat" today is as entertaining as Trump and Zelenskyy's was on Friday!

#BTOG25 in Belfast about to kick off. Follow the hashtag to learn what’s going on in the world of lung cancer #lcsm #medonc #radonc

Woohoo Evatt FINALLY realising there is no point having 3 centre backs on the pitch here! #bwfc

@baj1983 And the difference between one extreme or the other comes down to how many pints you've had

It depends. I always see these and think of it as pizza roulette. You're either getting one sent from the God's or one that goes straight to the dog

@MooresBertie So, boring and lacking creativity, but without even the hope of tiring the opposition out by making them chase the ball that we had last season. Huddersfield had 60% posession in first half - unheard of at home last season

@MooresBertie You say that, but the system and style of play has changed this season - 2 inverted wingers behind one striker, but demonstrably worse for the change and he bizarrely won't change back. The whole point of this 3 at the back is to control posession but have now lost that

Bolton have spent 4 years recruiting and heavily drilling to fit a specific style of play and system. Players signed to fit one Evatt system There just isn’t the wherewithal to actually do anything else when it doesn’t work. No aces, ingenuity, grit or flexibility #bwfc

@JamesAllen27 @SenseiCarl_ @thecultraspod 👏👏😂

@SenseiCarl_ @thecultraspod Essien v Arsenal OPEN HIS ACCOUNT SEND HIM HIS DEBIT CARD IN THE POST WELCOME TO BARCLAYS

You’re talking about all the #Barclaysmen… but what about definitive Barclays goals? @thecultraspod There is only one answer for me:

@TweetGiffen @thecultraspod @fionnviteza Like, he was even too old-school for that Bolton team, then

@TweetGiffen @thecultraspod @fionnviteza Klasnic was pure, unadulterated Barclays. No pace, no interest in pressing, just a single-minded venomous finisher. Your Peps, your Artetas, your Slots would have no time for him. Even at the time he felt like a reminder of a more innocent, primal, age. Peak Barclays

Sat in an Irish bar in Estonia here thinking of Barclaysman examples because of @thecultraspod @fionnviteza Can i suggest a spin of section? Barclaysman wardobe gimmicks . E.g. Winter Snood Keepers wearing trackies White tape on fingers

@youngvulgarian Belushis is always a good option for watching sport

@baj1983 Football! Bloody hell

@drjoemackenzie You know it doesn't work like that, though. Not conceding in 12 seconds would be a start this year.

95 times out of 100, City win, but there is that small chance that everything clicks for Utd today. God, I hope it happens.

@WandererSmurf @MarcIles I think a bit harsh to judge progression like that - in the end, if Baxter hadn't got injured we'd be 2nd comfortably, and with Dion fit even more so. Can't easily compensate for injuries to such key players

@MarcIles Ultimately, whilst Bolton have again progressed as a squad this season, today yet again shows that they haven’t progressed enough to get automatic promotion. I see us finishing third or fourth come the end of April. Still in there, but I’m absolutely gutted atm.

Match report - Bolton didn't take their chances. And it cost them dearly. Sickener. theboltonnews.co.uk/sport/24190269… #bwfc

@Danny_McMoomins @BanditNanna Sending voice notes on whatsapp

Hey you! Put down that podcast! If you want to see some real High Performance then get yourself in the 2024 #SixNations mix! My trusty checklist will give you those marginal gains over the rest of the boot-cut boys while you sip on your Heino or Winness. 🏉🏉🏉 (1/2)

@FitbaNomad @FyneAles Aye Betty Nicols is indeed a fine shoap

@FootballCliches Arteta just looks disgusted by the steak. It's like he's a vegitarian and been roped into it by a sponsor or something

The big problem with Salt Bae is that he's forced people to do that polite, patient smile they do when their water's being poured or cutlery laid out.....but for 10x longer