The bearded elder

@karthikponna19 Bro living in 18th century 😂🥲 who's gonna tell him

startup idea: sim card slots on laptops so you never depend on wifi again

@georgediano Huku hamtaji "gardening" tuko sawa ama pia tuko karibu kuconnect wifi ya sayun??

Today, we woke up to the news that Kamene Goro’s lungs had collapsed and that she had pneumonia. She was also diagnosed with peritonitis. At one point, she was admitted to the ICU, but thankfully, she survived the Sayuni's WiFi signal. However, let’s be honest with each other. There is a famous joint i used to frequent often in Thika Rd kabla outside caterers wanipakulie pishori without my consent. I used to meet with Kamene alot wakiwa na yellow yellow damsels. And every time I bump into her, she is either smoking cigarettes, shisha, or intoxicated. When she came out to lament how she had seen death with her own eyes, it didn’t take me long to conclude that Kanamba speciioo na masigara zimefanya ile kitu. If you smoke cigarettes like Kamene, your risk of developing pneumonia increases significantly. If you combine smoking with alcohol, the condition can become even worse. Even as Kamene Goro speaks about the healing process and mental health, she should also be honest with herself and the public. She should warn young girls especially Gen Z,, who are increasingly sinking into alcoholism and cigarette smoking. The new generation is smoking as if they have chimneys installed on their heads. They consume alcohol as if there is no tomorrow. As a woman, once you start smoking, you become something else, even the smell that comes down there at the slippery zones is disgusting. As for men, when you fall into cigarette smoking, you become weak both mentally and physically. You may struggle with discipline and overall well-being. Even in horizontal engineering, you barely perform like VC here who can go for several rounds without whistling to prevent premature ejaculation. There is no real benefit to smoking cigarettes, especially illegal ones. Kamene Goro is lucky to have survived, but once your lungs begin to collapse, you are in a very serious situation. People should avoid smoking. Do not wait until the damage is already done to believe what health science has been saying all along. Don’t be misled by a few elderly people who smoke and drink. Some are simply lucky to be alive and will still go to SAYUNI due to lung and abdominal infections. Even prominent figures have faced health complications linked to such lifestyles. Even a former head of state wasn't spared, he's currently struggling with health issues. Chris Kirubi was also affected by lifestyle-related health issues caused by Kanamba speciioo na masigara. Mc Fullstop, one of the greatest MC we've ever had died prematurely all because of smoking. And he was honest about his health challenges even warning youths to avoid sigara. We have lost many young lives due to the same habits. You may call it enjoyment, freedom, or lifestyle, but what starts as pleasure can end in pain, hospital beds, ICU admissions, and deep regret. Kindly, manage alcohol intake and stop smoking completely. I personally struggled with alcohol for a while, but I decided to change for the better. Hitting the gym has really helped me a lot. One day at a time, I was able to overcome it. Today, I only take a beer or two occasionally, as I engage in meaningful conversations at my usual spot, Club 1824 juu sasa siwezi kunywa delmonte mbele wa wanaume, wanaeza Thani nawapangia hesabu za minus kwa Sundus zao. Ni mbaya!!

@rik22ky Why are you beating around the bush talk to me directly 😂😂😂

Me looking at someone with 20 followers telling me to follow first

Drop them cinematic shots

@Thebiglade Money can’t buy you class, but it can certainly buy a high enough fence to keep you from having to look at people who lack it.

You think you're good in English?? Begin a sentence with “Money”

@dekim_Kalvino The 100

Which series comes to mind first when you hear "Previously on..."

@Tekeee Gat 5 followers with 0 likes fb🥲

mfs who keep tweeting with 1 like fear nothing.

@Kimathi_One Yangu inaoverheat mbaya siet

My expensive Samsung galaxy A54 imefura battery after barely 2 years of use.

@KeruboSk "So you don't trust me!? "

What’s a phrase a narcissist says that instantly gives them away?

@StelexStudio @justbyte_ Install brave,,!

@justbyte_ Chrome, it can basically run every app

Name any 2 apps which is worth using??

@DannyLink12 na lucile,😂😂mzee that dude simped

@drnai8 Shiet ushawahi skia a crater? Wachana na trenches😂😂😂😂

Saturday is for chilling , listening to some sort of Kenny Rodgers while taking short notes from our certified masculinity guru.

@DannyLink12 😂

@drnai8 Shieet hizi ni gani mzee😂😂😂

LORD THANK YOU 🤲. For putting something on my table.

@Simps_see_dust @MrRightke Wee mzee rada?

@MrRightke I wonder 🤔. Walai watu wengine 🤔 😕

@Lazooj thats photoshopping bruv can't you see the neck😂😂 poor shopping

These photos of William Ruto before and after he became president made me conclude that the presidency is no joke. If not, then the Man is Sick.

@HELBpage Id 41240407 🥲🥲 still on verification its now 6 months kk

For those pursuing maritime-related courses in institutions approved by KMA, check your eligibility for the Maritime Education and Training Scheme (METS) by visiting the HELB Portal. #EmpoweringDreams

@HELBpage @^Kk still at verification state from last year August kuna hope hapa ama nisare

Public servants in the civil service, County Governments or National Police Service can now sign up for the Civil Servants Training Revolving Fund today to continue with their education and progress in their careers… #EmpoweringDreams