droodle

@snow_frog8 why waste them

@droodbug why though

when life gives you lemons squeeze then into your eyes

taking a mortgage out on my vape

@6xln0 careful bucko

@droodbug when droodle gives you lemons squeeze them into droodles eyes

@distributedkv she’s my beaver

@droodbug that’s what she yearns for

i will carve your name into my morning wood

@lulufartjob idk she doesn’t speak english she just nodded at me

@droodbug Did you do a Gentleman’s agreement

asking the stripper to lend me 5 bucks

@desertlace an acquisition like no other

@droodbug bullish for Q3

aligning my love life with my yearly yearning potential

i volunteer at the foid bank for the extra credit

@fawnifawni there’s only 1 stripper i will ever take money from

@droodbug Ngl if I was a stripper the max u getting from me is like a dollar

@bringbackyearn actually no this is top for me 🤤

@droodbug leading me on and making me delusional is a very close 2nd

the most attractive thing a girl can do is be good at posting

@snow_frog8 don’t cause i can actually dance

@droodbug maybe you should dance for her

@fawnifawni she said she didn’t have any but i could see it poking out her purse 💔

@droodbug did she give you 5 bucks

“the pussy grips tighter to those it loves” - Shakespeare probably

@TheDiarrheaHulk what don’t lie

@droodbug They did.

why didn’t they make a Titanic 2 movie

@j_m_s_Ic yo chill my girls on this app

Do you fw guys who have a mega beacon and fully trimmed netherite