ender ☀️

your ass got me orbiting like it's got the gravitational pull of heavenly bodies

and for the lady perhaps an explanation

@RufusOnDeck we really just be apes dawg

wait a minute, are we the infinite number of monkeys typing?

lightinmyeyesmaxxing

@expired_grl @nova_Corpse It upsets me when major typos get loads of rts

the lack of reading comprehension on here is genuinely concerning

@justalexoki I am happy at least Some of the time

are you genuinely happy? i think im content, pleased even, most of the time. but im not sure i know what happy means. do you?

are psychoanalytic jokes niche by chance

my ego is feeling pretty super and my super is feeling pretty ego

@deathbyviolet Coke Isn't All That

what is the most nothing drug of all time and why is it cocaine

@305Rt257854 ahhhh the worst radiohead song (i'm a fan)

Im a creeeep

this wound needs more salt

tranquil like a razor's edge

lovemogging all the haters with my positive outlook and gentle soul.

spelling "are u mad at me" w the alphaghetti soup my dog brought me

@urbanXpunjabi that's a completely valid point

@endersfun why’d you need to remember everything

not everything needs to be screenshotted

falling in love w porn actresses bc we made eye contact thru the screen

i shower naked once a year

@chequeredpast never related so heavily

I got a good heart with a criminal mindset

i'm abso fucked

@pisslungs dude you make me giggle sometimes

My stripper is a therapist

@laurenforu @jsscniao oh for sure just there's often this underlying ego right I've met seriously like 50 pharmacists and less would find it funny than be offended lowk/highk

@endersfun @jsscniao They’re so nice they always remember my name

Tipping my pharmacist