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Twitter is great if you want to read the stupidest thing you’ve ever read every day.

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I’m just glad no one got hurt. #earlyprelims #UFC253

Literally nothing on earth is better than repeatedly doing a bit your partner doesn’t like

@Nariko_Ott This proves that acting is a lot harder than it looks.

@thorharris666 Classic case of Lou Bear-igs disease.

@TimJDillon I thought that was going to be a neoliberal bashing game of verbal come on the biscuit, AND IT WAS! I ENJOYED IT THUROUGHLY!

Out now! Go get it!

Streaming some games. Fuck a cop. Twitch.tc/drunkdad86

This spot is goddamn crapdicks. clips.twitch.tv/DifferentFlacc…

Who would have thought?

@TimJDillon Minneapolis has a nice BBQ scene, I hear.

Anyone have any fun summer recipes?!?!?!

@catjonessoda Googled it. Worth it. 😃👍🏼

Metal bros really show their ass when they warn people about Googling the Mrs. Piss album cover and not, like, 90% of the other albums they cover. (I'm saying this as someone who really loves the grossness of metal album covers, but the double standard is telling.)

Heel hooks? Heel hooks. 😘

Y’all are fucked up. Elon names his kid after a fighter jet (awesome) and you’re out here roasting a newborn baby. It’s like you can’t stop yourselves from making super villains. SMDH #XAEA12 #coolbabyname

@Stapes Fuuuuuuck

Whoever realized that laying big dumb words in bold font over any fucking photo whatsoever would make all the dumbest gullible dumbfucks in the fucking world believe every fucking word of it was a fucking genius.

@catjonessoda I like both those bands and still can’t tell them apart.

I’ve made it this far in life without learning the difference between Jawbreaker and Glassjaw and at this point I really can’t see it ever happening.

@catjonessoda Tornado of Souls. Marty Friedman is god.

What’s your favorite guitar solo that really surprises you every time you hear it?

@catjonessoda Yes.

Ever just sit and listen to "Scourge Of Iron" by Cannibal Corpse like five times in a row and actively feel the serotonin pouring into your bloodstream?