drunker than u

How do i feel about the world? I feel like scientists are stupid enough to start making dinosaurs from their dna.

This democratic debate is like a wwe wrestling event. Also is there a professional boo’er there?! @mulaney i feel like you can do soemthing with this.

Is it too early to get a box of mini tacos @JackBox

My fav @emonitela memory? Might be cinco de Mayo 2015 blacking out going back stage and hooking up with a stranger in the bathroom....

Ok. I think that guy singing on the right at the lions game is fucking hot.

Yessss Nicole finally see through his bullshit #BBNicole

It would be amazing to have holly be like bye Michie and send him away like she was playing him the whole time. #BB21

I also feel like Jackson’s been so nice to Nicole like he’s being/been sweet to her so she kind of has a crush on him and won’t vote him out etc #BBJackson

Dude Jackson/Michie is the fucking worst. The worrsssttttt like notice how he was the worst they had to have a talk with him he “changed” and was better by laying low. He even tried to break up with holly...recently. Why they kept him is beyond me. His fake ass tears. #BB21

@wendimclendonco You’re going to be an extra in their student film at the airport

Well i guess we don’t have any questions on who eats ass.

@alex_faust This is why no one likes you.

I’m so glad i no longer have to be that girl that has to pretend like family guy and Rick and morty.

When your man does something that you’d walk away from when you were hoe but, bitch you’re in a relationship now.... you just masturbate and go to bed.

Tonight i taught my boyfriend how to post the best group photo, and by best group photo i mean the one where you look the best.

You can States at thiscnjtnnandnill@gogtbehr

I’ll fight you hitch

You’re what

My boyfriend is same as mE:.. listening to him make others talk about him. Makes me think of how we are the same