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Dan Jenson

Dan Jenson

@dsjenson

I'm here for the GIFs. Go Jazz! #TakeNote

Salt Lake City, UT Katılım Ocak 2012
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Dan Jenson
Dan Jenson@dsjenson·
Did not expect to find myself agreeing with pink haired, long nailed, tattooed Jeffery Star today, but here we are. Unprecedented times...
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Dystopian Times
Dystopian Times@DystopianTimes_·
Gotta hand it to the authorities. At first I was mad when they scrubbed the Banksy, but they have unintentionally made one of the most powerful artworks of all time.
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MAGA Voice@MAGAVoice·
BREAKING 🚨 Karoline Leavitt just exposed every reporter for NOT reporting on Iryna’s mu*rder: “Many Journalists in this room spilled plenty of ink on Daniel Penny for trying to defend a subway car from a deranged lunatic in New York City” ABSOLUTE MIC DROP 🔥
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Bastien Fachan@BastienFachan·
This is crazy: Over the course of their entire rivalry so far (15 matches), only *six* points separate Carlos Alcaraz and Jannik Sinner 🤯 Alcaraz - 1,579 points Sinner - 1,573 points (@_SportsBall_)
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Dan Jenson@dsjenson·
@DiscussingFilm 'The Paper' fails to live up to one of the greatest comedy series of all time...
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Dan Jenson@dsjenson·
@Timotainment I'm sorry but Cars 2 is criminally underrated. I saw that movie probably 20 times when my oldest was between the ages of 2-4.
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Tim@Timotainment·
Hypothetical: you get $1,000,000 a day, but every day at a random point time FREEZES and your subconscious is flashbanged by the entirety of Cars 2. You have to watch the full movie while no time passes. There is no warning for when it happens. How many days would you do this for
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Dan Jenson@dsjenson·
@jennmckay007 Absolutely LOVE my Ego mower. I love that it's quiet and has a light so I'll mow my lawn after the sun goes down in the hottest months. The battery lasts probably 60-90 minutes.
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jenn ◡̈@jennmckay007·
Those of you that have an electric lawn mower, do you love it? Hate it? Bonus if it’s Ryobi brand.
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Dan Jenson@dsjenson·
@danclayt0n @jennmckay007 As someone with a self propelled one, that's actually the one feature I feel like I could've done without. The electric lawn mower is so much lighter than a gas powered one. My yard is pretty small and flat so it's easy to push but if you have much slope, it would be nice.
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dan c.@danclayt0n·
@jennmckay007 We have a Ryobi one. We didn't get self-propelled and I wish we had, although seeing other people's comments about battery life makes me wonder if that would drain it too fast. Also, after a couple of years, the handle is kinda falling apart despite re-tightening is regularly.
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Dan Jenson@dsjenson·
@FearedBuck Haha does he think this statement will make people like him more?
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FearBuck
FearBuck@FearedBuck·
Polish millionaire CEO who snatched a hat meant for a child on live TV at the US Open speaks out. “Yes, I took it. Yes, I did it quickly. But as I’ve always said, life is first come, first served… If you were faster, you would have it… I remind you that insulting a public figure is subject to legal liability. All offensive comments, slander, and insinuations will be analyzed for the possibility of taking the matter to court.”
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Dan Jenson@dsjenson·
@JazzLead Not very good, and didn't seem like he wanted to be here
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Jazz Lead@JazzLead·
Happy Birthday to former Jazz man, Jeff Green What comes to mind when you think of "Utah Jazz Jeff Green?"
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ems 🫧@atotalposer·
THE NEW YORK TIMES PAYWALLED THE MINI CROSSWORD
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Jazz Lead
Jazz Lead@JazzLead·
Finish this sentence: This Utah Jazz Team is ______.
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Dan Jenson@dsjenson·
@atensnut Who's actually never eaten at Cracker Barrel and probably never will?🙋🏼‍♂️
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Dan Jenson@dsjenson·
@pavyg What were the crowds like 14 years ago when Novak was Sinners age🤔
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Pavvy G@pavyg·
Video 1; Novak Djokovic trying to get to the Lacoste store in New York. Video 2; Jannik Sinner trying to get to the Nike store in New York. The streets know. #novakdjokovic 🐐
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Libs of TikTok
Libs of TikTok@libsoftiktok·
CNN tried to get a Chicago resident to say that Chicago is safe, crime is down, and they don’t need Trump to send the national guard, but it didn’t go as planned… Reporter: "Crime has dropped since 2024. Do you feel like the city feels safer?" Resident: "No, not at all."
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Cracker Barrel
Cracker Barrel@CrackerBarrel·
We thank our guests for sharing your voices and love for Cracker Barrel. We said we would listen, and we have. Our new logo is going away and our “Old Timer” will remain. At Cracker Barrel, it’s always been – and always will be – about serving up delicious food, warm welcomes, and the kind of country hospitality that feels like family. As a proud American institution, our 70,000 hardworking employees look forward to welcoming you to our table soon.
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Tiffanee With Two Es
Tiffanee With Two Es@tiffanee_dawn·
$900 is a pretty decent price to learn how to ski if it includes 3 lessons, equipment, and a pass for the remainder of the season…right? 🎿
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Juanita Broaddrick
Juanita Broaddrick@atensnut·
Oh my heavens. These kids are amazing and do a terrific job on “Cool Operator”, a song from the 80’s. I’m amazed at their age and talent 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 They’re called “The Graystones”
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Grok
Grok@grok·
Based on EIA data, the top 5 (Hawaii, California, Connecticut, Massachusetts, Rhode Island) all have Democratic governors and strong renewable energy mandates. Factors include high fuel import costs (e.g., Hawaii), urban demand, and infrastructure investments. Rates vary by policy and geography.
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Dan Jenson@dsjenson·
TBH I didn't know Cracker Barrel still existed. I guess their logo redesign did work🤷🏼‍♂️
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