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@dsmbrs

probability, game theory, poker

berkeley Katılım Kasım 2025
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yuzu@yuzu_4ever·
even someone like me has a shot at a moment of glory.
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@CaudilloXIV the only reason im not married to a girl that looks like this is because of Netanyahu
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@Bobbythirdway this is the shit they read, its obvious they fantasize about "their"rapist after its done, its like those girls who "hate all men" like "oH nO YoUr GonNa RaPe Me aNd ShoOt yOuR seEd dEeP iN mY fErtiLE wOmB", they wish. theyve been genetically passed down the yearning to be taken.
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Bobby
Bobby@Bobbythirdway·
“My rapist” is rapidly becoming a meme among young men. Women think this is a joke at their expense. But in reality, they were the ones who turned themselves into a joke.
DrainerGioScottiFlightball@PrivMakima

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Dimitri@thedimitri·
The love of your life is not some rw egirl desperate for attention from anonymous men online. She’s a cute normie girl who still plays Wordle. She gets a little upset when you say a slur even without the hard r. She knows her Myers Briggs type and loves a good matcha.
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@escapefrommelos you can tell she got a big chunky due to the seperation anxiety
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Melian Refugee
Melian Refugee@escapefrommelos·
how your girlfriend looks at "her rapist" after running into him in the grocery store a year and a half later
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@LetDerBCabbits just enough muscle to hold up your phone lmfao, eat a burger
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@coldcallsniper when you didn't bring her food after she says she didn't want any
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Sgt Blackout 🫡
Sgt Blackout 🫡@coldcallsniper·
When you tell her she can’t go to lunch with her ex boyfriend to get closure
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@kayfloppaa how he felt after graping a French child(muslim) and then throwing his remains in the closest synagogue before parting with the classic French saying, "Allah akbar"
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@vivianazchen couldn't even play basic GTO, you're ngmi.
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Viviana Chen
Viviana Chen@vivianazchen·
hi, i'm viviana chen! i'm new to x, so here's an intro. i'm a freshman at carnegie mellon studying statistics and ML. currently in sf building lunon, an AI-native consultancy that automates due diligence and consulting work in days instead of months. few things abt me: - lost $400 in poker once, haven't played since - danced for 15 years (ballet, contemporary, hiphop, you name it) won elements btw - trying to get back into content creation! drop a follow (insta: @vivianazchen) if you're into startups, trying new food spots in sf, or just want to be friends, let's hangout!
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@sh0tferret "aesthetic sense" is low iq goyslop obsessed with the opinions of others
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lara ☦︎
lara ☦︎@sh0tferret·
why do low iq people have no aesthetic sense
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@plane_tg @XtineFang couldve been a quantitative researcher at susquehanna international group providing liquidity to make markets slightly more efficient in Argentina soybean markets using stochastic optimal control theory
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ALFREDO · 安德烈
@XtineFang this is where physics degree looks like wasted potential, tbh can do math for a rocketship, spend friday nights on a powerpoint?
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@fredsoda average iq in the past of bs graduates was 119, now its 102... no different from the average person, its not a milestone and I say this as someone who goes to berkeley
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Soda
Soda@fredsoda·
considering only 30% of US adults have a bachelor degree, it most definitely is let’s not take for granted our privilege here, please
lee_van@Livan163

@fredsoda Also, graduating from college isn't really a milestone

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@XYChen31869 I can tell she's Japanese by her pigeon toed legs
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XY Chen@XYChen31869·
8 months ago I DMed a random cute girl I found and asked her out on a date to Monterey Bay Aquarium despite living across the Pacific Ocean. Today it happened. The best things are whims you commit to.
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@hamptonism lets look back at this when they join the permanent underclass
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