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@bowtiedmeathead Find the lamest easiest college and become a teacher. Some of the most retarded people know make 6 figures teaching kids by reading answers out of a book and get the summers off to boot

My wife and I were talking the other day about potential career options for my 15 yrs old daughter who really struggles in school and is likely not college bound/material. For guys it’s easy… Don’t want to go to college, pick a trade or figure something else out such as a police officer, firefighter etc. It’s not as easy for girls. I think she would do well in sales since she is attractive, has the personality and is extremely social (spends hours everyday talking on the phone to all her friends). For parents with daughters who aren’t on the college path…what are some real, high-income career options you’ve seen work?

@alan_curti26040 @SeanMcCarthyCom @danzu72 If after 40 years you haven’t put the money in something safer that’s your own retarded fault

@SeanMcCarthyCom @danzu72 This is not funny. I worked my ass off for 40 years to make that money. Now the big baby in the White House is going to make it just disappear! All to keep his dumb ass out of prison!

Good job spending years putting money in your retirement account wagie. It’s about to crash 50% because the president had sex with children and Israel blackmailed him over it. Have fun

@A_British_Cause @RealJarTaylor Inherent savage nature

@RealJarTaylor What did they do that for?

On this day, 406 years ago, the Powhatan Indians, who had been working peacefully with the Jamestown settlers, came among them as usual, but slaughtered every man, woman, and child they could. Death toll: 347, a quarter of the English population. I suspect not one American in 500 knows about the Massacre of 1622.

@OopsGuess @RealJarTaylor The good guys eventually won

@RealJarTaylor Settlers on stolen land are not innocent just because they have started calling the theft “settlement.” What you call “Native aggression” was often Indigenous resistance to foreign occupation. Colonialism does not become legitimate because the invader had breakfast there first.

@jaynitx Every speech should end with “one more thing, the price the brick going up. Aight enough of this shit” and then you walk out the room

Conor Neill on the 3 best ways to start a speech (most people get this wrong): "I guarantee if you go to conferences, 19 out of 20 speakers will start in one of these ways: 'My name is Conor Neill. I'm from Tango, and this talk is about the latest trend in monitoring strategies.' But all of you are sitting with a piece of paper that already says who I am and what I'm going to talk about. By repeating what you already know, I'm giving a signal that it's time to get your BlackBerry out." Conor explains the three best ways to start instead: Third best: A question that matters to the audience. "How do you phrase a problem that the audience faces in a question?" Second best: A factoid that shocks. "There are more people alive today than have ever died. Every two minutes, the energy reaching the earth from the sun is equivalent to the whole annual energy usage of humanity. Does that change how you think about energy?" The best way: Start like you'd start a story to a child. "How do we start a story to a child? 'Once upon a time.' And what happens when you say once upon a time? My daughter leans forward, gets ready to hear, engages. We were all trained as kids to know when a story's coming. We also know when a teacher is about to deliver a 40-minute boring lecture." He explains the grown-up version: "In business, you don't hear Jack Welch saying 'once upon a time.' Steve Jobs doesn't start his speeches with 'once upon a time.' So there's a grown-up way of saying it: 'In October, the last time I was in this room, there were 120 people here. I was having a conversation with one of the world's experts on public speaking and he said something to me that changed what I think about what's important in speaking.' Now I can pause for 30 seconds, and you want to know what he said." Conor concludes: "Stories are about people. They're not about objects. They're not about things. If you want to tell a good story about your company, don't talk about the software talk about the people who built the software. What they do. How they are. What's important to them. What they sacrifice."

@jemelehill You know liberals have been saying this already for years and will do it anyway

So when a certain someone dies, then it’s all good if we keep this same energy?

@stustudioco @emkenobi Yes and they called him racist for imposing the ban

@emkenobi Didn’t he shut down travel from China while Pelosi posted videos from Chinatown telling people to get out and support their businesses?

Never forget Trump claimed COVID was a hoax and caused millions of deaths by refusing to shut down the country immediately upon the outbreak which could have saved so many people.

@ElPare89 He should’ve told Oppenheimer to have some egg roll

Gary Oldman es tan bueno que fue capaz de robarle el protagonismo a Cillian Murphy en esta escena de Oppenheimer con tan solo poco más de 3 minutos. Para ello, Oldman utilizó una prótesis para cambiar su aspecto y adoptó un acento específico de Missouri. x.com/xhassanv/statu…

@TheCinesthetic This is the bitch that Anthony Bourdain killed himself over because she cucked him repeatedly

“In 1997, I was raped here by Harvey Weinstein.” The day Asia Argento shook the Cannes Film Festival in 2018.

@TheLucyShow1 @IndianaGPA A man who yells like that is not a real man he sounds hysterical

On a charter boat, a customer interfered with the boat controls (hitting the throttle) after being told not to go near the area, causing a sudden movement that nearly sent the captain’s face into the propeller, leading to a dangerous near accident! 😳 Do you think the captain‘s reaction was too harsh?

@datadomNY The losers thought their guy was gonna win the Calder again

What’s Schaefer’s connection to Montreal that the Habs fans are booing him whenever he has the puck? Just because he’s good and not on their team? #Isles #GoHabsGo

@hello__caitlin Fun fact unless you panic and sell or change anything right now you haven’t lost a single cent

Just made the mistake of peeking at my 401k - the market is doing so poorly that not only have my YTD contributions been essentially wiped out, I’m several thousand dollars below where I was on January 1st. Cool cool cool

@00sammy17 @TalkinBaseball_ 90 percent of replies now are AI generated slop that doesn’t know how to interpret a joke like this

@TalkinBaseball_ What are these replies?? The ump was correct, he called ball

The ump’s face after the whole crowd heard him say “please be a strike” 💀

@jac61335446 @TalkinBaseball_ They’re all AI generated garbage

@ktbkendrick2 @TalkinBaseball_ It was 103 degrees. Everyone in the building wanted that to be a strike

@TalkinBaseball_ Lmfao i would wanna smack ump in his shit

@barstoolsports Every reply to this comment is AI generated garbage that don’t understand it’s a joke

“Please Be a Strike” Ump did not realize his mic was on mid ABS challenge

@blak3eng @IcyVert He was joking with catcher. The game means nothing they just wanted the thing to move along

@IcyVert any clue as to why he would want his own call reversed? 😭😭

The home plate umpire got caught on hot mic saying “please be a strike” 😭😭

@notgaetti Underrated but still worst in the league

Pete Alonso’s defense is underrated

@Thirstypicks @I_am_Tkgold This a Jewish writers fantasy you retard

@I_am_Tkgold This how white women protect their pedo husband and relatives.

He molested an underage 14 year old girl, he thought was a prostitute, he got caught in the act and the wife was trying to defend him that he was mentally deranged 🎬🎬💔💔

@metsnewsletter He pulled a Pete

Not Jorge Polanco's finest moment. Fortunately I doubt Keith Hernandez is watching, and this is a fake game.