doug williams

@rickygervais Or children who are about ti be killed by their mother?

Me: Stop torturing dogs. Twitter: What about cows? Me: Yes. Stop torturing cows too, but this tweet was about dogs. T: Why do you only care about dogs and cows? Me: What? No, I hate hurting, torturing or eating ALL animals... T: Why don't you care about dying children?

@taylorswift13 Dad looking out for you.

Happy Father’s Day to all the dads but mostly mine, who called me yesterday to remind me he still has guitar picks from the Red Tour, ‘if they’re needed’.

@KingJames @KyrieIrving How’s that kiddie movie coming, big man?

🙏🏾 @KyrieIrving!!!! FUCK 🤦🏾‍♂️

Non-league Chorley celebrate knocking Wayne Rooney’s Derby out of the FA Cup by belting out a bit of Adele 😂👏 (via @chorleyfc)

@JacksonQuarles Is there a max capacity? What happens if there is an event below and everyone goes rushing to one side?

Nope nope nope nope nope

@Reddsaidit A funny video might be watching all these lifeless SNL critics at home during the show suffocating themselves with pillows rather than admit that the show is funny and EM has yet ANOTHER skill they don’t have. Bring it on, Lorne.

First I’d call Em sketches 😂

@pop_popculture @Reddsaidit Looking for a way to make it worse? A Miley sandwich?

@christinanthony @Reddsaidit Look a gif with Lebron James- tallest and second richest person as absorbed with himself as EM.

@Reddsaidit You know this has me hot. WHAT IS A SKIT?

@NBCSports why do you keep calling them Fans and Supporters? Now they are criminals. Don’t call them Hooligans- that is a source of pride unfortunately..

@AlexiLalas The only positive that may have come of this would have been figuring out competitive play for ESL on American soil.

Is it over?

@JustinSablich kist read the quartz bit on programming- good stuff. Consider doing something on the company with the worlds greatest sales force-SAP. Never met someone who converted to SAP that didn’t consider it the most painful experience ever..

@TheMasters Glad to be here

Welcome back. #themasters

@espn need to do a little research. Denmark Veseys’ “plan” was to have slaves kill their owners in the middle of the night, steal a boat and sail to i believe Jamaica. Your announcers clearly didn’t know what they were talking about.

@3rdHourTODAY since some of you are already here and at least one wishes he were here, y’all should just come down for a Friday show sometime. If Craig can’t find a good place to feed you, I will. Doug williAms Spartanburg, SC

@MorningExp please express to your reporter in Dirty Myrtle Beach that true South Carolinians would not express something like what she experienced. Surely someone from out of state, like her two previous interviews. she was in North Myrtle Beach, which would be a step up.

@Franklin_Graham @FLOTUS @MELANIATRUMP @realDonaldTrump Happy birthday!

Happy birthday to our incredible @FLOTUS @MelaniaTrump! May God bless you, President @realDonaldTrump, Barron, & your entire family. We are grateful for you & are praying for you. foxbusiness.com/lifestyle/firs…

@RickWarren Similarly, We had a pastor that said if a singer had to explain the song, they should probably pick another song.

Preachers: To be exhaustive with a text is to be exhausting with that text. You don't have to explain EVERY detail to make the point.

@MichaelGRubin Michael, congrats on the AllIn campaign-it will do really well. Saw it in the Philly paper- and can’t believe you still live in Bryn Mahr. Hope this finds you well. ~DW