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@candiedbugg phosphorus

what’s everyone’s favourite element mines cesium

shilo bathroy i miss you

did snapchat get rid of the feature that after taking a snap u could swipe thru filters and it would change the colors of the entire picture i want to make mine greyscale but it's not an option there's no super high or super low saturations did they just destroy the app for money

my fiancè and i are sitting on the couch and he said to me "i'm not rushin' you, though. i'm polish"

@karaokelko gay married at the taco bell

Can someone please point me in the direction of all the open boring bullshit work-from-home strangely well-paying admin jobs that supposedly are hiring twenty somethings right now

You should be able to leave work 2 and a half hours early if you don’t feel like being there any more

@fuamiresuiko look at what i found at a gas station by my house

thinking now though he is british maybe they just don't have stores there

i have friends and family that think i over exaggerated how many british people i meet at work but there is one customer that comes in constantly and he's so british and he asks about all the products all the time like he's never been in a store before

my therapist told me she was going to do some reading on depersonalisation/derealisation because apparently i'm "dissociating"

hey gang how do you tell someone you don't want to be friends with them in a kind and gentle way asking for a friend

@jillians72 i'm sadly peeing

@dtergentbubble oh hush

my fiancé is only letting me nap for six minutes #help

@candiedbugg i knew this miya fun fact

fun miya fact: i’m allergic to water

they're sushi

my credit limit increased on one of my cards so i'm only using 50% of my credit limit now 🥳

[embarrassed because someone saw I have the reddit app] I just use it for porn!!! I swear!!!

@jillians72 @candiedbugg THE HORSES

@candiedbugg @dtergentbubble thank u miya i feel much safer on my way to the horses now

@candiedbugg my fiancé thinks that i don’t need the experience of seeing horses because he can eat out of my hand just fine. (he was eating peanut butter m&m’s out of my hand) and as someone who has horses i wanted your input on this situation

@candiedbugg @jillians72 they're going to get you

@dtergentbubble @jillians72 this is not true they are mostly herbivores