jillian

@dxddionysus darryl pays me in fortnite gift cards i got roan of arc

@jillians72 WHY ARE YOU BACK

survived another day at darryl’s….

@dxddionysus this is not my first day at darryl’s

@jillians72 one day has passed ...... five days at darryl's

@dxddionysus how many days have passed how many days at darryl’s

@jillians72 four days of daycare remain

@dtergentbubble oh hush

my fiancé is only letting me nap for six minutes #help

fiancé is at work and i have Not been handling it well today.

@candiedbugg @dtergentbubble my cat petunia bites on purpose and it has taught me a lot about boundaries i think im perfect for this

@jillians72 @dtergentbubble they will only bite on accident so just make sure you don’t have any fingers sticking out and you respect their boundaries :)

@candiedbugg my fiancé thinks that i don’t need the experience of seeing horses because he can eat out of my hand just fine. (he was eating peanut butter m&m’s out of my hand) and as someone who has horses i wanted your input on this situation

@candiedbugg @dtergentbubble thank u miya i feel much safer on my way to the horses now

@dtergentbubble @jillians72 this is not true they are mostly herbivores

@candiedbugg thank you for this information

@jillians72 horses have such soft noses and fun lips…… humans just cannot compare… you should see the horses

the horrors happened at 11:20pm

happy lesbian visibility week i love u so much lesbians💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

@dtergentbubble yay lesbians!!!!!!!!💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

have i ever mentioned ... how much I LOVE LESBIANS 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🩷🧡💛🤍

@dtergentbubble ooooooooookay

can someone hit me in the back of the head really hard with a spiked bat thanks

“babe where are the morally good plans? can you give me the morally good plans?”

“you hit…….the baja…….plans?”

yaoi

for the first time in my life i feel like im finally able to be myself. im so lucky :)

(brainstorming ideas to celebrate our anniversary) “we could have a soup eating contest”