amf.🎭

getting thrown like that as a grown man is crazy

Cheating is a choice, but being IGNORED for months is a Catalyst. sometimes the partner who didn't cheat is the one who started the fire.

why does the person who "takes your virginity" always end up being like the worst person on planet earth

Women be crying over dudes that only got 1 outfit. Like you knew he wasn't gon change

When it’s your 1st time to get your 🐱 ate and you start liking it..👻

Just because Weed holding you back dont mean it’s holding me back

Initials of someone you miss right now

Okay black people... ask white people one question you always wanted to know

Name a job where all the employees are sleeping with each other

why is it always “if you can’t afford to tip, don’t eat out” but never “if you can’t afford to pay staff properly, don’t open a restaurant”?

Call me fake but I will NOT help you hate someone who has done nothing wrong to me.

I could never abuse substances I love substances

Hypothetically: You run into your rapist 16 years later (and 1700 miles) and he’s a full bird colonel and he turns to you and says, “you look familiar have we met?” How would you respond? Asking for a friend.

Scientists say marijuana lowers your body temperature. In other words, smoking weed does make you cool. Science bitch.

Work is really just me waiting for lunch, then after lunch waiting to go home, then getting home and not wanting to do it again.

a lot of stress comes from trying to control things outside your control

Her friends are real af for defending her when they tried to Jump her‼️😭

He walked in with a smile, & got it wiped off his face immediately 😂

Girl beat that camera man cause she was recording her friend get beat up 😂

she flipped over and landed like a praying mantis 😭😭😭😭