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@coyleneil Is sit this one out if I was you!

MPs all got this today. Farage & Reform MPs need telling it's not a ‘how to’ guide.

@claudiamarie All those curves and I've got no brakes!

Monday...time for the gym.. #gilf #bimbo

@Steven_Swinford You have to remember that lying is as normal as changing socks is to these cretins!

BREAKING Andy Burnham says he will 'respect' the result of the EU referendum. He says he is not proposing that Britain should rejoin the EU. It's a shift from his position at the weekend, when he said there was was a 'long-term case' for rejoining the EU. Burnham is trying to kill Brexit as an issue during the by-election 'I am not proposing that the UK considers rejoining the EU. I respect the decision that was made at the referendum. It's going to undermine everything I've said about strengthening democracy if we don't respect that vote. 'I sense a real yearning out there. People feel why aren't we where we should be? Why aren't things just working as they should? 'That's what I think has to be our focus now. Fixing the fundamentals of our own country rather than plunging into another divisive debate about a relationship with other countries'

@MatthewTorbitt He doesn't like football he's an Everton fan!

Look at this staged madness!!! I can’t believe he has rented *another* camera crew to sit outside his house all morning. Bet he doesn’t even run normally, look at those shorts ffs, where is his football shirt?!?! Knew he didn’t even like football!!!

@MarkHeath45 Surely people aren't that fuckin thick are they?

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@KarlTurnerMP How long before you want him out geezer?

Normal geezer. Having a chat with an actual member of the public.

@ArchRose90 @juneslater17 If he gets to be PM you’ll be wishing for Starmer to return bookmark this!

This is hilarious. The Daily Mail has revealed that Andy Burnham was jogging at 12.18pm, then he returned home 45 minutes in his VW Golf. His jog was just a photo op. Why pretend to jog? It just makes him look fake and untrustworthy. Something the public hate about politics.

@GMB “Could”

Deputy Prime Minister David Lammy tells Good Morning Britain there is 'no timetable' for Keir Starmer to step down and says continued speculation could see the Labour Party losing the next general election

@patmcfaddenmp You mean taxpayer funded free childcare don't you?

This is Emma Smith, head teacher at Bilston Nursery school. Emma is doing a great job trying to give local children the best start in life, and structuring the Labour Government's 30 free hours of childcare to maximise the chances of work for parents.

@Robbie_Reasons @lisanandy

"I've knocked on thousands of doors over the last few weeks including yesterday and I didn't hear people saying they wanted a General Election." Lisa Nandy Do you have anything to say to @lisanandy about a General Election?

@PeteSanford @MBGA02586343 Very soon they're going to have to pick a side!

@MBGA02586343 Police are not helping themselves are they?

Exactly right. If those patriots would have kicked off quickly, there is nothing they could have done.

@DailyMail Keep out of the sewers folks!

Doctors say deadly rat virus could spread through Britain's sewers - as passengers of hantavirus-ravaged cruise ship start self-isolation trib.al/bJrgrah

@darrenpjones Must have the IQ of a housebrick!

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@Carlrun7 @wesstreeting Class action lawsuit needed if true!

Hey @wesstreeting DID YOU give access to Palantir, to our PRIVATE MEDICAL INFORMATION, without our express permission?

@LanaWolfUK Don’t know whether you’ve seen this but someone had the same outfit and handwriting as you!

@Artemisfornow How will we tell if they’re on strike?

Civil servants at WEFminster, running quangos and following a globalist agenda, now plan to subvert democracy by attempting to destroy a Reform government, with what their unions call an ‘Industrial defence strategy’ Paralysing the country with strikes in order to stop Reform doing what they promise the people. And they think they are the good guys ‼️

@kingBuchyk @BBCWorld Thick fuck!

@BBCWorld Of course Ebola kills quick more than hantavirus so it should be global health issue

WHO declares Ebola outbreak a global health emergency bbc.in/4uKFLbe

@BBCWorld Do everyone a favour go bust and fuck off!

@YvetteCooperMP 45 countries left early because they had someone important to meet

Alongside 46 countries in Moldova this week we agreed ECHR reforms so we can take strong action on illegal migration and uphold international standards and law.

I appreciate that many people will understandably be frightened by what they are seeing at the Unite the Kingdom demonstration today. The right to protest is fundamental. But it can’t be a cover for inciting hatred. We must stand against attempts to inflame and divide us.