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@feliciaspanini @CraackedEggs Fr when are people gonna realize this a total throw. You only should be doing cool portal tech on attack if there is more than 3ish mins left. They just wasted a chance for your whole team to recontest for a team wipe and some ult charge

@CraackedEggs the fact that they still try to use that portal trick as if anyone is gonna fall for that anymore 😭 bro just go fight

Well if you wanna portal that bad (Note: I’m Deadpool)

@eriksights No ones "making" you pay $16 just dont buy it. If enough people dont buy it they will get the message

The very overexpensive animated lobby screen that costs 1600 units instead of the lobby screen being a free item that can be earned through playing this mode, they are making everyone pay $16 for something you aren’t going to see very often because you’ll be in the game.

A thread of everything wrong with the Marvel Rivals ‘Avengers’ Movie PvP mode:

@Jay3OW I was the solo tank in the game the last game you played last night before you tweeted this. Our black cat 1v6 ult was the true tilting point for me. I also stopped playing after.

I don't know what's going on but after like 8 pm the creatures come out on Marvel Rivals and the game becomes unplayable... One tricks who never swap, nobody talks, nobody plays as a team... What's going on??? Morning/Afternoon games are 10x better

@bryan_johnson This is why im glad I have a penis, vagina ranked is full of sweats

This is her vaginal microbiome report. 100/100 score. Top 1% of all vaginas. Her sample is dominated by the single most protective bacterial species a vagina can host (Lactobacillus crispatus). Only about 25-30% of reproductive age women globally are L. crispatus-dominant, and “dominant” usually means above 50%. Kate is at 98.7%. The lab found nothing bad to report. (no gardnerella, Candida, STIs, opportunistic pathogens, aerobic vaginitis markers, etc.) This is linked to lower risk of BV, UTIs, yeast infections, HPV persistence, HSV-2 and HIV acquisition, preterm birth, and improved IVF outcomes. A vaginal microbiome is downstream of everything: sleep, glucose control, stress, gut health, sexual health, immune function, what you eat, and what you put in it.

Just gave Kate oral sex. Goodnight everyone.

@brienightwood @RexhaRexhaRexha Meanwhile they are really just talking to AI or some indian guy

@RexhaRexhaRexha 99% of OF subs are not there for the content, they are there for the interaction aspect. The content is just to lure them in but the actual “girlfriend experience” is what they drop top dollars for.

Asmongold reveals he has never spent money on OnlyFans. Says there is no reason to pay for it because you can get it for free. "What you do is you type in the girls name onto google and just type, leaks, leaked or pictures after her name and just press enter" "They hate this one easy trick." "If there is a free sample bar with bite-sized pieces of sandwiches, and you let me put together 20–40 of those to make an entire sub, there is no difference for me. I will eat it one bite at a time; that is totally fine."

@drumister @re4mat0r @Insanevidz_ Fair, I agree

@dubscrub_ @re4mat0r @Insanevidz_ I didn't say it wasn't his fault, but the level of violence wasn't necessary. If he tried to attack or rape her, absolutely knock him out.

A drunk guy grabbed a guys wife ass in front of him... Is this the only way to respond?

@drumister @re4mat0r @Insanevidz_ Ive definitely been that drunk before. But you also dont know what happened before the video. He could have been given multiple warnings beforehand. I agree a push could have probably solved it but I just dont like saying "he was too drunk" as if that isnt his fault

@dubscrub_ @re4mat0r @Insanevidz_ You've probably never been as drunk as this guy. It was wrong, but the level of violence wasn't necessary. A push would've be enough. His woman wasn't in danger.

@re4mat0r @drumister @Insanevidz_ Ive actually never groped a woman randomly like that before, even on drugs or drunk. Its called being a normal human being

@dubscrub_ @drumister @Insanevidz_ You have probably made more "mistakes" in your life. Your butt should have been kicked hard.

@drumister @re4mat0r @Insanevidz_ Heres a concept for you: Dont get drunk enough to where you think sexual assault is ok

@re4mat0r @Insanevidz_ I agree. The guy was obviously very drunk. He could barely stand up.

@Avoristrib Ur getting ratio'd in every response. Its ok to be wrong, its time to delete this

YOURE A CREEP: If ur a middle aged man asking hot young girls (under 30) to come on a podcast and discuss dating YOURE A CREEP END OF STORY. Asking a married woman is even weirder.

@DeetheAngel If you dont vote for rogue that means you dont support white people

Marvel Rivals make it abundantly clear that everybody wanna “love” black ppl until it’s time to support black ppl 😒

@ggnodps I think my main complaint would be that the ultimates dont scale with dmg it seems. Im going full dmg punisher and I dont use his ult cause it slows me down and does less dmg. Also for the love of god add new voice lines for kingpin

honestly the only thing i’d change about pve is making it so you actually gain hero proficiency whilst playing and it being new heroes each time, other than that it’s pretty much perfect

@Em1liath Bros gotta rely on mind games rather than just getting better at the game lol

Someone was weird af in my game, came to my chat after so I banned them, their unban was denied, and they dm me a freaking essay 😭

@ASpookyDog @DatChaosGuy If you think a child being barefoot is weird then you might just be the weird one

@DatChaosGuy I think the fact that the game outright explains why she isn't wearing shoes does, in fact, make it a little weird! It's worth discussing and criticizing the decision they made to do this. I don't think there was anything nefarious but I don't blame anyone who gets a vibe from it

You think children having their bare feet out is eye candy?

@MarvelRivals I like how it looks like the zombies react to being shot a little bit more and the numbers are a nice touch

The Vampire King is free. Monsters lurk in the shadows and roam the city. Dracula returns... 🩸 Team up with up to 4 players to save New York City in our latest PvE mode: Blood Hunt. Test your limits with different difficulties and send the Lord of the Night to his undead doom. Available: April 23 UTC! Welcome to the next chapter of Marvel Rivals PvE. Will you hunt or be hunted?

@ImZiaulHaque @MarvelRivals Why look at everything through a negative perspective?

@MarvelRivals This is just recycled zombie mode with a vampire skin and new loot hooks, same loop, same bosses idea, and devs calling it new chapter when it’s really a content extension to keep players grinding instead of fixing depth in the core game

@Facio_Leaks Strange has a more fun ult but mag kinda more fun in neutral game. There are times on strange where I feel like im having little to no impact in the neutral, especially when their healers are good and when theres a lot of shit happening. Mag feels more impactful in those moments

@Facio_Leaks I put on my legendary thor banner and icon and insta lock with hopes that someone will have the brain capacity to play shield tank just once. When that fails I sigh and pick mag or strange depending on our comp.

Do people actually have fun playing strange/mag or do they feel they have too

@flameonf4 Being attractive and cool arent mutually exclusive

the difference is that the male characters are allowed to have skins that are just about being cool, not only about being attractive, meanwhile every single female character can ONLY have attractive skins also the men arent in backbreaking poses to show both their boobs and ass

@Modr8lyUnhinged @PopCrave The suite life

@PopCrave Nothing like seeing a crazy headline with a name you’d never guess was about that life.

Dylan Sprouse held a trespasser at gunpoint before tackling him and pinning him to the ground until police arrived at his Hollywood Hills home. Wife Barbara Palvin, who was home at the time, called 911 reporting the attempted burglary. The suspect was arrested on existing warrants.