Duffy (he/him)

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@tElizaRose HVAC and get plastic wrap for your windows.

Windows or HVAC? Which to replace first 😬

@sixfootnick Yes

I tried to explain it to her but she had to go outside to pee.

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I'm on bluesky 🙋‍♀️

@tElizaRose tbh some of the best burgers I've gotten have been from taco trucks

I panicked and burgered instead.

@tElizaRose How is that a question?

To burrito or not to burrito? That is the question.

The best way to stop doom scrolling is to fill it with Mol Deng instead

@stuartpalley @MichelBrewer I like the Fi collar because it used gps and cellular versus an airtag that needs nearby phones shop.tryfi.com/r/HGV75X/?utm_…

@MichelBrewer absolutely 100%

kit has been recovered SEVEN miles away

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@duffy0 No 🤣🤣🤣 lol wtf that's so weird.

AI is only as good as its prompt.

Show me your best lazy Sunday pet pics.

@tElizaRose Did she make it?

As I prepare to board a flight on a Boeing plane.

@irapolis There is a candle company that uses these glasses and I buy them as "gifts for my wife" and then when it's done I have a beer glass 🙃

Show a picture of your rescued animal.

@tElizaRose 🫣

What is taste? Do things even smell like anything?

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@tElizaRose The biggest problem is that she actually seemed to enjoy sitting in a front loader so I guess I need to buy another bike

@duffy0 Why don't they understand they would have so much joy if they just stopped panicking?!? 😅

I bought a fancy bike wagon for my dog... but she will not ride in it without acting like it's pure murder.

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