grim

dentist after examining my teeth: [frowning] i don’t like this [taking his tools out of my mouth] i don’t like teeth anymore

Normalde rastgele yiyormuş gibi görünse de güvercinler, yem kabındaki taneleri tek tek inceleyerek en sevdiklerini seçiyor. İşte bir güvercinin her taneyi adeta değerlendirerek seçtiği anlar kameraya yansıdı.

i am a machine made to devour pasteis de nata. just fuck me uuuuuppp

[ #pkmn ] my friend the duscocks

⚡️🐲 #stoneswap #fakemon

canadians be like im at the big apple and its literally a big apple

lime juice star ice cubes in my Diet Coke.

Tim Hortons South Korea:

本日、海洋深層水300リットル運びました

im hungry and tired alllll the tiiiiiime

鹿たちが休憩している場所にカメが出現し、なんやこれと鹿たちが興味津々でチェックしてたら突然カメが動いたので世界が終わったかのごとく驚き飛び上がって退散する様子　愛おしい

"Nature’s tiny armor plates. Check out this incredible trilobite beetle larva (or firefly larva) showing off its segmented armor and flexible movements! 🪲✨"

the definition of skeedaddling around

coworker who talks through my entire break nonstop. pls

@Doseyydotes always.

@dukedormir bro this just came up on my feed. have you been googling your tarts????

A beautiful wild Corn Snake showing off its distinctive “piano key” belly. Despite the dramatic pose, these non-venomous snakes are completely harmless. 📹whiitetail

#stoneswap doodls🌱🌺🔥🦋

This shit was so funny cause I genuinely thought that they made the first challenging pokemon game and was really enjoying it come to find out i accidentally went the wrong way at the start so the 2nd half of the game was ridiculously easy and it completely lost me.

can i come over and be this

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