dulce & bananas

no one wants to address elephants in the room but I fucking love elephants

First domestic bachelorette

sex is embarrassing bc u made a man happy

we all have a white friend that if u left a baby with them the baby will be shotgunning the bottle when u come back

Happy wcw dynamite to you @dulcemaccomedy the hottest woman on earth

are u the cops in a scary movie? cause u always pulling up at the last min

too good to be true, it’ll never be me

@MissLizettte Real

wish there was a way to report regular numbers to spam on iMessage, like not block, they just go to a different place @Apple please

You can tell someone loves you by how careful they are with your heart when they’re angry.

wish I could only shoot the lover girl out of me

there is a softness in me that belongs entirely to you

mercury is in retardation

my dog always hides from the camera, I think he has a secret family

Bill gates be like

every fucking time i walk outside it’s a different fucking season

— Susan Sontag

went to lunch w my dead best friends mom recently and she said she talked to him through a medium and I didn’t really believe it but then she said he said to “not give his baby mama any more money” and I was like maybe it is him