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@christian_adola @RayRay_VI @RealLapel @abtech_xyz @shawty_410 😂😂😂💔

@RayRay_VI @RealLapel @abtech_xyz @shawty_410 My guy was like, " adola wait my phone da white" laugh nearly kill me dat day.

Samsung na android until u break person screen 🥲

@crace07 @centralcee 😂😂😂

@centralcee Centrarudeen Ceehilahi. Omo werey 😂😂

WAGWA₦

Stand on the mandate then You fat fuck

My Sibling: please stay alert I will call you to open the door for me. Me in deep sleep wondering how the Goat in my dream knows my name.

april fools is canceled this year. there's no joke bigger than this economy

Draw your attention to your foolishness

"I have to wake up early tomorrow" Me at 3am wondering how people even started translating languages if they didn't understand each other

Can the "good Muslims" kindly tell the bad Muslims to stop k!lling Christians in Nigeria, please????????????

Told a man I had a cleaning lady. He looked at me with such disgust lol. Asked why I dont clean my own home myself. Told him work uses up a good chunk of my time & whatever free time I do have, I don't want to spend it cleaning. I got called high maintenance & said thank u 😊

Go play the lottery right now

Lost my homie last year… 💔 Today I saw his girl celebrating 3 year anniversary with another guy. I'm learning life 💔

@damylareee Itel no go kill me

I made a big boy purchase today

dear credit alert,

Cute until you get rushed to a hospital

I need a Netflix series so addictive that I completely forget the outside world exists. Hit me with your best recommendations.

face ID has recognized me in moments i wouldn’t have recognized myself

Someone made a tiktok saying they were ready to commit suicide and someone in the comments was like “before you go can you take out a loan for me”

Sorry, just seeing your quote. I’ve attached the photo you quoted, it’s too blurry for my liking, I added extra for you😭 You see, when I was working in one of the biggest banks in Nigeria as an I.T professional, you were still drawing Davido on your breast, twerking on Instagram for likes, and selling your body like bole & fish all over Port Harcourt. You even went through my posts to comeback with my football?😂 At every point in time, I’ve always had multiple options, unlike you who has one, OLOSHO😂 I’m a Chartered Banker, a certified and experienced Project Manager, a Certified BA-Professional, a Senior Applications Analyst, BSc., MSc., just to mention a few. In every area of life, I’m not your mate, except in knacking for money😂😂😂 By the way, that picture was taken in Barcelona. I can go anywhere in the world, with my money. No Big Brother or drawing Davido on my breast, or twerking on IG. You this local pig. You wey dey smell For Live TV😂😂😂