Dumb Bandit Capital, LLC
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Dumb Bandit Capital, LLC
@dumbbanditcap
Lizard hunter and good boy. 50% vicious Pit Bull, 50% victim Beagle. CAUGHT AN IGUANA 6/7/25🦎, Jetsia left me. MGTOW
Katılım Mart 2023
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@dumbbanditcap @livewithnoregrt That frog woulda gave you superpowers. Your ma took that from you.
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@dumbbanditcap Bandit, we had to wash your mouth out because you caught a poisonous toad you dumbass
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A man bought a house in Georgia and was confused when he noticed a pool built into the living room, until the elderly seller told him it had been made for his dog.
The man explained that after 15 years together, his dog developed arthritis and could barely move without pain. So to help him in his final years, he had the living room fitted so the dog could be gently lowered into the water for therapy.
The new homeowner started crying, especially when the elderly man brought out a photo of himself with the dog. Holding the picture, he said that if he had another dog, he would do it all over again.

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I ain’t need to be adopted like some snot nose kid. I’m a grown ass man
Pom@ThePoliticalPom
My wish is for all shelter dogs to be adopted forever and ever, Amen.
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