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When’s the last time you ate a York Peppermint Pattie?

My chapstick tolerance is thru the roof. I use a stick a day these days

I am in New York for three days I hope I see some of my favorite podcasters walking around

Love getting the large popcorn, drink and candy combo at AMC and then seeing an Ozempic commercial before the trailers start

I got this really nice thing of pistachio cream at the store but now I don’t know what to do with it

"The Pequod went down. And the Pequod was the ship of the white American soul. She sank, taking with her negro and Indian and Polynesian, Asiatic and Quaker and good, businesslike Yankees and Ishmael: she sank all the lot of them. But Moby Dick was first published in 1851. If the Great White Whale sank the ship of the Great White Soul in 1851, what's been happening ever since?" DH Lawrence

Girls always have good couches

I made these “healthy dessert” bars last night that are basically peanut butter, oat flower, and honey with a lil choc chips but then I ate like 6 of them and now my stomach is grumbling

I’ve never seen someone be cut off at a bar

A good way to get back into reading is to read all the books from high school that you avoided and cheated on the tests for. Lord of the Flies. The Scarlet Letter. Of Mice and Men. These are all very easy reads and fantastic pieces of literature. Or you could continue to scroll

Happy Oscar Nomination Day. Historically the most annoying day of the year on Twitter.

There’s a place in Santa Monica where I get a banana latte and it’s really good

I will be in New York for a few days at the end of Feb. a city so nice I’ve only been a couple times as a kid

@titdance I thought I was invited to a party! Now I’m running malware scans!

@dumbnormal happened to me for the first time last year. inflicts a really particular type of anguish on the brain

Just fell for an email scam. I am not a stupid person but I feel like one

Flaky sea salt is Fire when you put it on cookies or brownies. Many people know this, but still don’t give Flaky sea salt the respect it deserves. I’m here to change that

@Katerade Airport .

@dumbnormal That's kinda on you though for getting a breakfast sandwich at Starbucks

Dog shit corporate breakfast sandwich@starbucks i Fuck you. Terrible beginning to my morning