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@redban @Apple Redbaaaan… You shouldn’t go outside to watch milking porn on your phone anyway. Do it in the air conditioned hotel

I’m on vacation, it is humid where im at but but also just 82f degrees - my iPhone becomes useless in 3 mins of using it outside from over heating. Screen becomes black, almost unreadable… how is this a thing still… @Apple

@_Qstormrider Hey. I voted for Trump. So explain why we’re paying close 5 dollars a gallon but we have enough to fill up everyone around the world? What am I missing here?

🚨 MASSIVE DEVELOPMENT: At least 121 EMPTY OIL TANKERS are making their way to the United States of America right now 68 of them can carry 2 MILLION BARRELS EACH. Holy smokes! We are the world's gas station now! 🇺🇸 TRUMP: "China can send their ships to the U.S., China can send their ships to Venezuela...empty oil carrying ships from many nations are all headed to the U.S. to load up." Harris Faulkner: "68 of those 121 vessels are very large crude carriers capable of carrying 2 million barrels apiece." "President Trump has urged countries squeezed by Iran's disruption of the Strait of Hormuz to turn to American energy supplies instead." "Well — it would appear perhaps they are obliging him. They are listening to Trump!" @HARRISFAULKNER MASTERCLASS MOVE. Something tells me this was the intended outcome all along!

@princesspie27 @MrMBB333 Awe. Sweet boy.

@MrMBB333 My dog just passed away tonight and I live in this area. I hope one of those rainbows was for my baby Smokey. Kisses….😘 You were the sweetest and best boy ever and Momma loves you.

THE SKY OVER TEXAS JUST TURNED COMPLETELY UNREAL People in Round Rock, Texas were left staring at the sky after an intense burst of color suddenly lit up the atmosphere with glowing shades of pink, orange, and purple wrapped around a massive rainbow formation. This wasn’t edited. This wasn’t enhanced. This is exactly how the sky looked. Viewer Ethan captured the moment as the entire horizon appeared to glow like something out of another world. More people lately keep saying the skies have looked different… and scenes like this are exactly why these videos keep spreading so fast online. 👇 Drop your location if the skies have looked unusual where YOU live lately. 📷 Ethan - Round Rock, Texas via MrMBB333 #MrMBB333 #TexasSky #StrangeSky

@NBA the flops are getting old old. I know you’re a supporter of the LGBTQVFDXSE or whatever, but this shit is gay as fuck

@HarryPlendl @HelenYeeSports You could’ve just said the Rodney King beating

@HelenYeeSports Gaethje vs Ferguson

What’s your favorite MMA fight of all time?

@samwakinsvv 😂😂😂

Aye I thought this nigga eyeballs jus fell out LMFAOOO

@BorrachinhaMMA Looks like poop on wiener. Gay sex Paulo. Not secret juice material

What is dis?

@Ninadrama The thirst thot

What would my UFC fighter name be? Give me a good nickname LOL

@LoganPaul You left out the steroids

I stepped up my routine 100 pushups, 100 sit ups, 1 mile run = Every single day + prime shake (32g protein)

@PolymarketHoops Harden can go

The Cavs are interested in BOTH trading for Giannis and a LeBron reunion in the same offseason: Cleveland has the assets to appeal to Milwaukee, who is long after Evan Mobley as their centerpiece for the future. LeBron also has a mutual interest in returning to Cleveland and is even rumored to take the vet minimum to make it happen… Just imagine this Big 4 🤯

@spidadmitchell You let em know g

@libsoftiktok Dude. Quit being a fggt. A lot of your posts are just like theirs but the other side.

Meet Stephanie Terpening, a teacher at Chippewa Hills School District in MI. She posted "8647," a symbol calling for Trump's ass*ssination. Stephanie was also previously arrested for running a DRUG HOUSE. Would you feel comfortable with this person teaching your kids? We reached out to the school for comment, but they declined to respond.

@bettingkingz9 Durant

Remove 1 All Star 🏀

How else am I supposed to get in the car?

@SugaSeanMMA “Weighing in at 50lbs past being fatter than fuck…. Too much Sugaaaaa Seeaaan Oooo’Malley!” - Bruce Buffer

I’ll like the best reply, go

@techstoa @elonmusk @cb_doge Ha. Gaaaay

@elonmusk @cb_doge No one died. You just wouldn't accept her the way she sees herself. And being trans is not the "woke mind virus". The whole framing is dehumanizing.

"I vowed to destroy the woke mind virus." — Elon Musk

@raphousetv7 Looks like them Duke boys are at it again

Authorities have Released Footage Showing A Wisconsin Suspect’s Car Flying Over Traffic During A Police Chase.

This is some bullshit @elonmusk

@ShotGun_Prodigy @MMAJunkie Never forget “I been a father for years. Fatherin all types of these lil muh fuckas”

@MMAJunkie This is why Nate is the GOAT

Mike Perry: "I'm excited to have a car crash." Nate Diaz: "Drive safely." 😂😂😂

@BorrachinhaMMA Paulo, I’m hitting gym 5 days a week. I need secret juice for Paulo gains. Please help

That’s how a Latin American dances. #paulocosta #ufc #secretjuice