arianna

Stoners will smoke a joint in the car to prepare for a hike thru the woods so they can smoke a joint in the woods just to go back home to smoke a joint.

i am both big dawg & baby girl

before u beef with me just know i'm deeply malicious to my core once upset

"how did you not know i was flirting" i used to get asked out as a prank in middle school im sorry

men accusing women of having a roster or talking to multiple men is so funny because i can barely stand you tbh

guy who currently has one preroll and wants to fuck you: you can come over and we can smoke a preroll and hang out

@valorascult you lose them how you get them…see you in a few more years 🥸😭

my husband dated his ex for 7 years & we got married & had a baby within 2 months of knowing each other so yes, this is true.

monogamia y fumarnos un porro juntos cada mañana

I’m an empath so it really hurts my heart when you guys are fucking losers

“Shane Gillis is a lib! Shane Gillis is MAGA!” Shane Gillis is the median 30 something white dude voter that thinks gay people are cool and violence is bad but doesn’t really focus on anything important

And even realer bitches had a lesbian rumor circulating about them at 13

pls dont flirt with me i'm gonna daydream about us fcking

a pior parte de ser uma mulher engraçada é ter que escolher entre manter a dignidade ou fazer a piada perfeita

it was revealed to me in an instagram follow suggestion

I'm not the prettiest girl but I have other qualities like my horrible attitude and terrible work ethic

My favorite thing to do every night between 8 and 10 PM is get developmentally delayed stoned and eat a handful of every variety of snack i have in the house at the time (a lot)

I feel so mean for this but I genuinely cant feel joy for anyone below 25 who is married like i would kill myself

final stage of grief is pursuing a career in the field you studied

Walking up with the vape stuck to my back like a barnacle on a ship