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Dani from Love on the Spectrum be like

This is Trigger. The pool may be shallow. But his thoughts are deep. 12/10 (via u/hercules25)

This is Spud. She was offered a stick of celery today and took personal offense to that. 12/10

@Artbybae @InternetH0F For once so am I 😭

@InternetH0F Im on the white guys side on this 😂😭

This is how we learn about personal space

@greysonchance Like fr fr

@greysonchance That is your best song hands down. 10/10 one of the best songs ever written by anyone ever. 😭

one day i will play lakeshore at lollapalooza

@stallionhourly She’s living my dream right now wow. Please put me up there on Anxiety 🙂‍↕️

and when an iconic fan took over megan’s stage rapping girls in the hood 😭

And last thing, what the fuck is even the point of a cover letter?!

@lights Picture that scene from The Office where Michael screams no over and over, but make it “YESSSSSSSSS”

Do u want more A6 songs? The 12 generations of spiders running utterly rampant in my studio are wondering

@TheFigen_ As a FedEx driver, I feel this so hard.

It's the crab walk away from the door with her treats.

@Degen_CPA It’s really wild as a lesbian to encounter women that are bad. Like, you HAVE a vagina. How are you bad at this?

Girls can be bad at sex too. Lots of times they won’t even know it.

@beyoncegarden @shickzander It’s pasta, though. It will forever get the job done 🙂‍↕️

@shickzander yet how long will pasta " get the job done "😭 ?

they're eating her up in the comments but she spilled so bad i fear😭

This is Chester. He dramatically slides down the stairs every morning. Just because he has woken up doesn't mean his legs have. 13/10

And now I’m sitting here sobbing

@gracecamille_ I am fucking crying 😭

i used to make my dad listen to One Direction songs as i stood in front of him like this

This is Cuzco. He wanted to remind you to breathe. Thought he'd provide a demonstration just in case. 13/10 thank you Cuzco

@MysticSolStudio @lnbshr

@lnbshr Does anyone else breathe in oxygen and breathe out carbon dioxide or is that just me? Idk it’s something I’ve always been able to do. Like I literally can inhale the smallest amount of air and my lungs will just convert it

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@heavenshooker But on a real note, if you wanna chat about it and be a crybaby to me, I will allow it. 🫶🏼