Gordon Lankfoot

i got that dog tick in me

uv 8 got me and the neighbors sunning our #holes

@wormpuller doxxed at bronx

Fuck everything

my body is a temple but thursday-sunday it’s the second tower

THUICIDE THURSDAY

@BYUsupersoaker stuck inside of da club with the memphis blues again

Im at the club asking if they can put a little Bob Dylan on da speakers. let a white girl catch some motion

@DPIIIDDY Wendys nuts hittin your chin

@duncanonit Hasn’t been good since pre covid. Fries not the same. Burgers are meh with a poor quality bun and the pop is so watered down.

Is there a better fast food burger than the Quarter Pounder? #LANK

I MEAN A CYLINDER

got my penis stuck in a detroit tigers beer bat

dropping out to play competitive four square

I have 'texture autism', so I need to drink at least 12 beers a night

so many chuds out for a walk with their foids they dont know im exploding them in my mind

I hope you all see me not just as a depressed alcoholic but also as your jester

they turn my frown upside down :D

my roommate that fucked me in the butt everyday moved out and took his big juicy dick with him?????

im trying to die of natural causes this summer

@DPIIIDDY Its for office beers #LANK

Law clerk in my section thought the recycling bin under his desk was for cans. #yournextlawyer

this shit taste like pussy straight out the shower #NOTHING #NOFLAVOR #SHRINK

@HoernerMVP Spencer Torkelson… he blows