Duncan Murphy

Top: A funeral director moves two men away from consoling their mother, at their father's, her husband's funeral Bottom: Food, dancing and singing at Shaun Bailey's party during the same covid restrictions. Bailey is now in the House of Lords Dozens of parties in Downing Street and CCHQ, with hundreds of fines, including for Boris Johnson and Rishi Sunak. They imposed rules on us which they didn't follow Any person who votes Conservative today Shame on you Instead, act in the interest of our nation. Find the candidate most likely to replace your Conservative MP, and give them your vote stopthetories.vote

I am a Palestinian refugee registered with UNRWA. That is where I got my vaccines as a child. UNRWA schools give basic education. UNRWA also has food supplies, etc. It is part of the daily life of Palestinians dispossessed by Israel under the watch of the world Thank you @UNRWA

@OafcAsh @RimmerShaun You lad were great, wish we could have put on a better display for you. Hope you all had a safe journey home

@RimmerShaun That’s class 😂

@dylanlewis_ @alexandrakuri

I fucking called it

@paddypower Waiting for the replies

“Hey, you know what the other guy fancies right now? A kebab. Will you go down and get him a kebab?” #WCDarts

@iamtomskinner A bit like this? m.youtube.com/watch?si=FPCu6…

German Christmas Markets have become popular in the UK. We all love them. But imagine how funny it would be if in Germany right now, English Markets are the new popular thing at Christmas. They’ve got loads of market stalls with traders shouting BOSH and selling Flat Caps. Bosh😂

@BBCBreaking Bit of a shit tweet to be honest BBC, one soldier “rescued” really pails into insignificance compared to the sheer amount of civilians being murdered every day

Israeli army says it has rescued a soldier from Hamas captivity during its ground operation in Gaza Live updates bbc.in/40fUHjQ

@duncmurphy ?

Almost the entire British public tonight

And the good news is... we've been promoted. #utv @utdcos

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We are entering a period of absolute uncertainty and today @Warwickshire_CC you gave family’s a kick in the teeth. Hang your head In shame that you do not have the best interests of the people you are supposed to serve

. @Warwickshire_CC just want to make you guys aware I’m utterly disgusted in regards parking in Rugby town centre today @rugbybc

Instead people have been issued fines throughout the town, if there are multiple fines it’s clear people don’t understand the rules

@joydivision No love lost, the intro the base…fucking fantastic

Which Joy Division track do you always have on repeat?

@PasserinesBand It was a pleasure and you were all sounding great

@Coldwar_Steve Got to be surely?