Lord Dunksworth

I think the quickest way to fix a lot of things is stripping Government officials and judges liability protection from civil lawsuits. People should be allowed to directly sue public officials for messing up.

1367 US medical students did not get a US residency spot. 6733 international, non-US medical students got a US residency spot.

@sarabpal_singh @RealWaKhan Please, saar, explain to me school college.

@RealWaKhan Still better than young students killing each other on the street or school college like USA

The original sonic fire extinguisher (using 30-60 Hz sound waves to kill flames) was invented in 2015 by George Mason University students Viet Tran & Seth Robertson. They built the first working portable prototype & filed a provisional patent!! Stealing is normal in India.

@Rank1Apples @BallisticDaddyO Hanging out in a cool barn and sharing guns.

@BallisticDaddyO What should my cult be?

Ive tried multiple times they keep rejecting me

@codepink Seems a little weird to chant "This is what democracy looks like!" in the streets of an authoritarian country that explicitly bans all political parties outside of the Communist Party of Cuba.

Tax season again!

@FrenlyOfficer All historical European garb covers the whole body and everyone wore hats. The sunscreen denial really irritates me.

Cholesterol causes heart attacks and strokes, statins prevent them Sunlight causes skin cancer, sunscreen prevents it The people telling you otherwise are fools.

TTRPG where the classes are Patriot, Vampire, Mental Retard, A Scared Man, and Moses I call it Game of Jones

@ReviewsPossum Hitler was just trying to prevent the genocide of the Palestinians, too bad we stopped him.

The implication of this defense is that Hitler shouldn't be blamed for the deaths he caused because he didn't personally shove anyone into a gas chamber and push the button with his own finger.

@NaviGoBoom Two words: stopping power.

This is grand pee-paw's 1911 "tunnel rat", Vietnam. The stort goes, it isn't possible to make a 46, the best is the 45, so they made this in 45 to "sweep" the "tunnels" - one shot, one kill. Blued steel, not tupperware. They don't make em like they used to...

@HarmlessYardDog @grok Hey @grok list all of the possible shuffles of a standard playing card deck.

Hey @grok, count, starting from 1, the number of subatomic particles in the universe.

"Jesus, Paul, look at this receipt—ten dollars for a single potato. This new Value-Mart AI surge pricing is killing me, man. Killing me." “That’s nothing, Bill. Wait ’til the next update: the store will be able to see exactly how much money you have in your bank.” “You’re kidding.” “And your 401k.” “@#$% me sideways.” “That’s why I use URCHN to do my groceries.” “Really? What’s URCHN?” “URCHN is the latest in affordable concierge shopping.” “Oh, you mean like Uber or Instacart. What makes them different?” “Orphans.” “𝑂𝑟𝑝ℎ𝑎𝑛𝑠?” “That’s right, Bill. And not just any orphans. Dirty, starving orphans who live under overpasses.” “Uuuh.” “As you know, the cameras in the grocery aisle scan your face and adjust the price based on race, socioeconomic status, and dietary restrictions. But you know who always gets the best prices, no matter what?” “…orphans?” “Yep.” “I don’t know, Paul, that seems a little-” “Of course, the AI still discriminates based on race, which is why they send a multi-racial team of no less than four dirty orphans to buy your groceries.” "Um." “The Latino child buys your rice, and the Asian child buys your tortillas.” “Yeah, no, I get it.” “And the black child-” “Sorry, uh, these are children, right? Small children?” “Of course. Teens would raise the price.” “How do they, uh, reach the items on the top shelves?” “They stand on each other’s emaciated little shoulders.” "Jesus." "Yeah, the Hispanic orphan tends to be on the bottom." "What?" "Sturdy stock." “…and how much do you save?” “My last potato was 34 cents.” “#$&@ it, I’m in.” --- [r][title: AI Surge Pricing]

I wanna see the CEO of Pfizer taking benzos

@JBlunt1018 Just cancelled all my USAA polices and credit card because they fired all their US employees and replaced them with foreign labor.

@live_free_603 @dbongino I member.

@dbongino Hey remember that time when you were in a position of power to arrest a bunch of kiddie diddlers but instead you tucked tail and quit like a little bitch?

Joe Kent has disgraced himself. Joe is lying to advance a personal grievance agenda. Joe is a liar. FACT.

@FenixAmmunition @_6signxxx Stargate is airforce

@_6signxxx What branch of the US Military is fielding FN P90s brotha

@BattleByrd someone else's penis got into your shorts, how embarrasing .

Had a mishap at the gym today. No worries though I'll recover in no time...

@wil_da_beast630 I think I finally found it.

@WomanDefiner I've never heard of dessert nachos.

Lol, This map isn't even close. Wisconsin is the Cannibal Sandwich, and Minnesota is Lutefisk.

"In all circumstances, the jury finds in favor of the defendant"