El Coronel

@JHartFlips It committed suicide

People jumping to get that Liberal Arts degree

@ChadFeldheimer1 When I hit ya with THa flame broiler

Got that medium well look.

@abbie_nb Lol what’s new you cry more than a newborn.

i’m so so so tired of crying

Pulled up like u owe me somethin

@seeetandpsycho All the time

Did anyone else come out of psychosis without medication?

@fuckedupfoods Look like the nuggets I pass after I poop from high protein

boiled peanuts

@notgaetti I'm pullin' up on yo' ass, you owe me somethin! @ChadFeldheimer1 tell ya boy I don’t get rid of problems for free 99

Judge is up to .302 - 54 - 117 in just 131 games. This is going to be an extremely special season.

@noncombatantish Might be the worst shot ever I wish that boar wouLda killed u

@fuckedupfoods Sushi Pizza. Tempura rice crust, ahi tuna, topped with sriracha and tobiko caviar

sushitzza

@GrandJunctionPD Hey chief you’re an fuhk stain youtu.be/2trb68NQFjc

The 1st day back after summer is always hard! Maybe you're excited, maybe you're walking into class 1/2 asleep, or maybe you're confused on why mom won't let you wear pajamas today 🤷‍♀️ Whatever the case may be, your SROs are excited to be back! Let's make it a great year, D51!

@GrandJunctionPD youtu.be/2trb68NQFjc

Our newest K9, Vamos, will be receiving a bullet and stab protective vest, thanks to a charitable donation from Vested Interest in K9s, Inc. We are extremely grateful for the organizations who make sure all members of our team are protected! 🐶💙 gjcity.org/civicalerts.as…

@GrandJunctionPD @district51 Seem like outstanding citizens you crap bags youtu.be/2trb68NQFjc

#GJPD & #WCDTF are advising the community of "rainbow fentanyl" distribution on the Western Slope. This drug is highly addictive and potentially deadly. We are working with @district51 on educating parents, students & parents about the dangers of this drug.

@GrandJunctionPD youtu.be/2trb68NQFjc

💙Heroes come in all sizes! The #GJPD was visited by 5 yr old Noah who delivered a donation of $500 to benefit Shop with a Cop. His #kindness will make a difference in the lives of so many kids this holiday. Noah is our #hero! #lemonadestand

@ChadFeldheimer1 @uTeeBaseball @Teacherman1986 Slop jobs. I wouldn’t even feed them to my hogs

@uTeeBaseball @Teacherman1986 my point, not in sync. if you give me better source files, i'll do it, it'd take 5 mins, max. quality is degraded w/video that was manipulated into being so small. DM me any relevant original video if you want to.

Asked @Teacherman1986 to do one of his famous side by sides of Tiger and me. Quite a tool to learn and develop. This generation is so lucky. Video doesn’t lie - I’m no Tiger. #SheGone

@seeetandpsycho @fuckedupfoods You win Twitter for the day.

@fuckedupfoods That looks like alien diarrhea

classic new jersey breakfast (cheese and nutella) twitter.com/fuckedupfoods/…

@manta_greg @gaborgurbacs That hoe look crazy

I was in Europe. Lost 10 pounds in under 2 weeks. Came back to the US. Inflamed and stomach is in pain. What the hell is in our food?

You never know! That anon account might b the one

@OldRowViral Mentally ill

@ChadFeldheimer1 @notgaetti Nothing like good nut stuffing

@durango_coop @notgaetti uncomfortable like when a chix's mom walks in on her performing on u, but u tell her to be a big gurl, unlike her sister & she finishes. mom didn't leave, tho.

Thinking about all the shit I have to do that I'm way behind on, and I said to myself "it's fine, it's still August" and then I realized it's been September for literally 4 days already

@brownnshugaaa Monte Alban and the worm