emilie˚✧₊ shedtwt

@opioidolly ERIKA KIRK?!

nightmare blunt rotation but it’s just him

me when my friends talk about how embarrassing their 2020 “gay phase” was

comment arrêter de fumer qd y’a pas plus grand bonheur que fumer une clope au soleil

@AllisterAvarice KSJDKSJD THIS US FRYING ME

Just called myself a 90 pound year old. Maybe I've fasted long enough

i cant HANDKE CHANGEEEERE

Good morning to you too

@loftlights OMG WAIT MY DREAM

OH MY GOD MOM PLEASE

smoking a joint on an empty stomach and playing minecraft just as god intended

@sirenixic q rikooooo

CAL ESTIMATED PLEASEEEE

@sirenixic QUEEEE HABLAS ESPAÑOL

OMGONGOMG I FINALLY ESCAPED BMI 20

yes i’m fasting no that doesn’t include weed gummies

i hate smoking cigarettes because every two hours my brain starts talking like a triple A game character like "could really go for a smoke.. havent smoked in a while.. might be nice to have a smoke..."

@wanderingdahl girl wtf

there’s this person at my job i’m like 99% sure is a very early transitioner and we’re not like friends or anything so i don’t know how to tell them they’ve reached the stage where they should really wear like a sports bra or something

@k1lling_my_s0ul BATMAN

A veces lo bueno tiene k irse (el cigarro) para dar paso a algo mejor (otro cigarro)

@nxstypxet es la peau de chagrin

@i_waitf0ry0u ITS SO BAD WHY DOES IT HAPPEN

when i accidentally graze my nip and feel a wave of mind consuming sadness

mf be like “im scared of liquid calories” and be drinking beer everyday 😭😭😭

LIKE WDYM 1 SHOT OF VODKA IS 100 CALS.