David van Wert

Graphic Interface Format, not Giraffic. The inventor is 100% wrong about how to pronounce his own format. I'm sorry, but he is wrong. So incredibly goddamned wrong. Super fucking wrong. Like Achilles, I will die on this heel.

@AmysGotBirds The rest of the world could crash us right now by abandoning the dollar. I thought it would be for the Euro until Brexit, but it's still on the table.

Trump is terrible for the economy—in the short term *and* the long term.

@iluvtacos0822 That's why I try not to wake up.

I wonder if there will ever be a day when I don’t wake up tired.

@nickimoraa @iluvtacos0822 I've never done that, but I've been on the receiving end a few times from women. And same-- awkward. I just thought your post was funny, ma'am, that was it.

“Send me a pic" is exactly where a woman loses 100% interest in a man.

@greendragonhq @DNIGabbard @RepLuna I'm ashamed that I once took you seriously. You're a disgrace.

@DNIGabbard @RepLuna What happened to you?

Donald Trump was overwhelmingly elected by the American people to be our President and Commander in Chief. As our Commander in Chief, he is responsible for determining what is and is not an imminent threat, and whether or not to take action he deems necessary to protect the safety and security of our troops, the American people and our country.  The Office of the Director of National Intelligence is responsible for helping coordinate and integrate all intelligence to provide the President and Commander in Chief with the best information available to inform his decisions.  After carefully reviewing all the information before him, President Trump concluded that the terrorist Islamist regime in Iran posed an imminent threat and he took action based on that conclusion.

@DNIGabbard @TulsiGabbard It was hardly overwhelming. It was barely. And he fucking lost the first time. Fuck the electoral college, and fuck you. I'm ashamed that I once took you seriously. You're a disgrace.

@honagirl17 Sorry, must stop scrolling. Those eyes...

Fully clothed , you can keep scrolling it’s okay :)

@DrJamal11 Can't wait for the wheel to crush the fuck out of you.

"I killed them. I killed them all. And not just the men, but the women and the children, too. They're like animals, and I slaughtered them like animals. I hate them!" — Pete Hegseth, The Washington Post

@SecWar Cheat on your wife today, Christian fuck bag? Murder children today, Christian fuck bag?

UPDATE ON COVID-19 REINSTATEMENTS. We are extending the Department’s “reinstatement and return to service” guidance by an ADDITIONAL YEAR, allowing our Warriors of Conscience to return through April 1, 2027. We will continue correcting the wrongs of the Biden administration.

@MikeBales Hope you still have a son a week from now. Last meal looks nice.

As most of you know, my son is a Sailor. He sent a picture of his lunch yesterday from the galley. I’m thankful that we are finally taking care of our men and women in uniform. 🙏🏻🇺🇸

@NormalIslandNws @billifer1973 Unfortunately dead? No. That would be the exact opposite.

BREAKING: Netanyahu has cancelled his speech at CPAC tomorrow in Hungary on the basis that he is unfortunately dead

@vibing_sq @forallcurious @grok Fuck you and Grok, dipshit. Go on a fucking safari and don't come back.

@forallcurious Who was paid the $10,000? If he was to go and hunt .. why did he pay others or was it for the equipment? @grok full context

🚨: Millionaire paid US$10,000to hunt buffalo in South Africa and ended up brutally killed by the animal itself.

@AmysGotBirds That's totally fair.

@dvw You actually already made that clear. I just can't stop thinking about peanut butter. Mmmmm. Peanut butter.

Graphic Interface Format, not Giraffic. The inventor is 100% wrong about how to pronounce his own format. I'm sorry, but he is wrong. So incredibly goddamned wrong. Super fucking wrong. Like Achilles, I will die on this heel.

@mary_san45422 Nice to meet you.

@dvw Hi I’m Mary from England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@clubdiscolita Fuck math English all the way Also, everyone likes hips

do you fw girls with 38” hips and are bad at math

@clubdiscolita But that's cool.

@danadonnelly Any chance you might do stand up again? Your choice obviously, just curious.

millennials love to microdose parenthood by putting their dogs in strollers. “oh can he not walk?” “no he can I just like to push him” girl start a family.

@yuzu_4ever @ModeratelyMused No, the stupid people, like you, are happier because they never think of anything but themselves.

i am always suspicious of people who claim to be smart but are miserable. if they really were that smart, they would have figured out how to live a joyous life.

@SilverBanglesAZ God willing, you get to experience it yourself, idiot.

@ZHBuchanan @mc_v64 @c_sosin I am so sick of this BS. ICE is not rounding up American citizens, they’re not taking our children off the streets they’re taking illegal aliens that broke into our country the hell out. I don’t care if they put ICE agents on every corner of the city.

Phoenix has released a proposal that would bar ICE and other law enforcement agencies from using city property (for staging, processing, etc) without explicit permission. The city council will vote on it next week. By @c_sosin: phoenixnewtimes.com/news/phoenix-m…

@SilverBanglesAZ You dumb fuck. There are literally videos of the murders. There are even more of unlawful detention of citizens & documented immigrants.

@jzux Some body hire her & do this!!!

hello I am an award-winning documentary music supervisor and I volunteer to music supervise the Afroman documentary