daniel

Don’t invite me out for casual drinking, ain’t nothin casual about the way I drink

Pick shit up, put shit down

Nah this sick 🤣

Waddap x… been a while

@CowgirlElliee Texas lol

So to recap. Donald Trump is endorsed by… - RFK Jr. - Tulsi Gabbard - Elon Musk - Joe Rogan - Tucker Carlson - Hulk Hogan - Dr. Phil - Buzz Aldrin And Kamala is endorsed by… - The Diddy List Choose wisely, America

trump got 3 baby mamas 43 felony cases and got shot , lowkey he blacker den kamala

Nothing worse than making a bad connection while shaking another man’s hand

Windows down weather

Why is it illegal to piss on the side of the road but not to shit on the side of the road. What has our country come to

I’m ready to start bitchin’ about the cold

Cable up big dad

me trying to unstick my balls from my leg

Bad day to be a cold beer

if you don’t work in the heat shut the fuck up about “it’s hot outside”

@abbie_nb @amazon Dude spoke hardly any English and almost got a hole is his chest when he came running up to my truck as I was getting in it to leave 🤦🏼‍♂️

@dwill_19 @amazon OH?😭😭😭😭

Yo @amazon why is your delivery driver stuck in my back yard???

I’ve always wanted a good reason to run someone over