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Dave Mitten
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What an image. Needs an artist to show how this could be
Michael Rosen 💙💙🎓🎓 NICE 爷爷@MichaelRosenYes
At my show in Frome I stepped to the front of the stage. For half a second I thought I'd leap into the mosh pit calling out 'Chocolate Cake - mmmmm' but then I noticed everyone was in seats and the front row was mums, dads and children so I decided it wouldn't be sensible.
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@nsandihelp hi, is there a digital way to recover a lost account number and to reset a forgotten password?
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It will be the most important 3 minutes and 20 seconds you spend today. 👇
Led By Donkeys@ByDonkeys
Water privatisation is a con. (Location: Thames Water HQ)
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What a player and captain.....a superb win from an excellent team... Khawaja was phenomenal in both innings....off to wrap what is left of my fingernails in plasters
ESPNcricinfo@ESPNcricinfo
PATRICK JAMES CUMMINS. TAKE A BOW.
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@WisdenCricket The worst bit is that Lyon & others reacted as if it was all part of his plan, when in reality it was one of the luckiest dismissals of all time
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Embrace what may be the most important green technology ever. It could save us all | George Monbiot theguardian.com/commentisfree/…
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@thehistoryguy What’s the average height of world leaders over the years? They all seem tiny
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@frankbrunoboxer West Ham deserved it, Arsenal were their own worst enemies
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Morning another week is it me or are we flying through this year? Good point for West Ham yesterday unexpected to be honest. I bet the Arsenal Goal keeper said the same thing!
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I know I might get flack for this but I'm gonna come right out and say it. That Gary Glitter is a real jerk.
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@billbarnwell So you’re saying there’s a different kind of Jay Cutler?
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This website decided that the best way to sell the NFL sideline cape was to use photos of a defeated, somber Jay Cutler
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@BRAINFEEDER @Thundercat @ninjatune I keep trying to pay but it’s not working, has it sold out already?
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Stephen Toast (Matt Berry) is chosen to narrate Prince Harry's new book
Shirley Carter’s Pussy@shirlpuzz
What the actual fuck have I just heard twitter.com/domwakeford/st…
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Is it just me or was it actually really shitty of commentator Sam Matterface to say, "They needed Gary Lineker and they got Chris Waddle" about the player whose first penalty kept England in the game and in doing so, equalled Wayne Rooney's record-breaking all-time tally?
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Suggesting that we all go and clap on our doorsteps when the first of the PPE fraudsters is jailed
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