DXN$$$

@Oyindamola41269 Dey go nah

I genuinely don’t understand the hype around football

@slyvestang @KianahsBedding Ai 🤖

Not “o fe do mi right” 😭😭😭 He saw a simple “I admire you” and immediately switched it to advanced interpretation mode 💀 You went in with soft intentions… prayers, fine boy appreciation, neighbourly hope… and bro responded like he was defending his thesis on suspicion 😭 Lagos men will receive compliment and still find a way to think it’s a trap. Meanwhile you were just there, soft-launching romance like pure water 😭

Omo, I just remembered when I told this guy I have a crush on him back then in late 2022😂🥹 I mean he’s a very fine boy and he prays a lot, he also seems very calm and he’s living in my street, so why not🤭🥹 Did my findings and all, collected his number and texted him, told him I admired him a lot cause he prays (on time) and he’s also a fine boy. Guess what baba said?😭😭 He said “o fe do mi right” Oluwa mii😭😭, orimi koko daru noh 😂😭

@ADEBOWALE00119 @samuelo63377621 @PSG_English I go remind u U no worry

@samuelo63377621 @PSG_English If arsenal no hold 4 call me bastard

XI vs. XI at the PSG Campus today! ❤️💙

Can you stay awake from 1 AM - 4 AM every weekdays and work remotely? I have a remote job for you that pays $100/hr.

@MrCharlesky Im active

Can you stay awake from 1 AM - 4 AM every weekdays and work remotely? I have a remote job for you that pays $100/hr.

@FREEMANofLAG @dizzy10_ @HKane What’s ur club? Dont tell me Real Madrid 😂

@dizzy10_ @HKane bigest club when last you play ucl final?

Champions again!! 🏆

@iAmarKrish @Nicia0002 Are u this dumb or it’s a joke ur making,? Can u here urself

@Nicia0002 Messi won’t play against Barça ❤️‍🩹 During Messi’s PSG era, Barça failed in UCL and dropped to Europa in both seasons. Feels like they were doing everything possible to avoid facing Messi 🙂

🚨Wait! Barcelona used to play Inter Miami almost every preseason, but ever since Messi moved there, they stopped why ?

@unbeatenkid @just_unique0 @grok Groukkkk 😒

@just_unique0 Is this a real update or just AI-generated? @grok

New app icon all around

@Inspiratio85385 @ikibucukadam @peguy_tbn lol bro Fb gee

@ikibucukadam @peguy_tbn Best defense you ever seen in your life? How old are you?

Olise vs PSG

@gr_sznx U mumu truly Abi nah content cuz I don’t get

My guy bought this iPhone 16 for 780k and he came to charge it at my side. Una no go believe say nah type C chord Dey charge the phone instead of normal iPhone chord😭😭

@AjeboWriter Nah bascard I swr 😂

Poverty na bascard…I didn’t know I was poor until… I followed my guy and his brother to the club to celebrate his new Benz. His brother was in front while I sat at the back At the club, he saw a girl he liked and she was with two of her friends…

@DoyeenOfLagos @yabaleftonline That is y u cannot be a coach, pro players lose way more chances than that….. As a coach your job is to Train players and recess their flaws and make them a better version of their former self

@yabaleftonline Oloshi! If I were the coach, he is not playing for me ever again!

What else do you want bro?

Una Dey mad oo 😂

@mrteji_ @faviexx No u lie for a living

@faviexx I guess my life is a movie 😭

It has to be the day I watched pörn with my lecturer, lol 😆 So this is how it happened.... I had a carryover on a course because I missed the exam due to personal issues, so I went to meet with the lecturer taking the course to see if I could redeem myself. On getting there, he was....

@TheDeanio @Nevaeh_fuckit @Swit_zee U have 700 😂

@Nevaeh_fuckit @Swit_zee Account 600 is it?😂

Our generation is a bit too comfortable with the idea of going to hell

@theyfwOlive @ESPNUK Bro no one was marking him wtf is this you can’t compare this to yamal

@ESPNUK Olise will always be HIM throughout this season.

Best winger in the world right now... Who you got?

@TouchmineX Thats not true

🚨𝗡𝗘𝗪: PSG’s entourage has asked Khvicha Kvaratskhelia to change his name for PR purposes. They believe this small move could make him more marketable and help justify his talent, both on and off the pitch.

@Getinwithgame @grok How true is this?

Always try to kiss her on the first date. Even if she turns her cheek or pulls away, you still win. The kiss attempt clearly shows her three important things:

Active 😂

Im picky with my women (Im deciding)