Ian Dyck

@stevenwhatevr FF is such a distant memory at this point

“No one at Shopify would expense a $500 dinner.” Laughs in Fancy Friday

@EricAlanDyck Thanks, brother. I'm not changing my Twitter name to Shopify Uncle though.

Happy birthday to my brother @dycktionary. If I’m DTC Daddy, he’s #Shopify Uncle. That we both found our way into the e-commerce world (though don’t work together at all) from opposite sides of the country is proof of our bond. 💙 See ya soon!

@benjaminsehl I would highly recommend you invest in a car seat protector for those nice leather seats. jolly-jumper.myshopify.com/products/221

What have I done…

@RpsAgainstTrump he is a sad, weak man who has been mislead and mistreated throughout his life. I think most of these people truly believe the lies they tell because they've chosen the wrong people to emulate. He was likely raised by incurious sociopaths and doesn't know any other way to be.

Is Josh Hawley an ignorant moron or a racist trash?

@harleyf I absolutely hate the buttons. At first I rationalized it and said "oh it'll be like I'm driving a spaceship" but over time I have grown to hate my Honda Odyssey spaceship buttons. I want the stick shifter back, even if it means less room in the middle console.

Petition to bring back proper middle console shifters in automatic cars pls 🚗

@colepatkinson Yeah that’s weird, also sounds bad for her teeth.

@dycktionary Bruh. Both.

So my girlfriend eats the unpopped corn kernels at the bottom of the popcorn. I think that's 🤢 To me it's akin to eating the core of an apple, maybe worse. Is she crazy or am I?

@stevenwhatevr great thread, couldn't agree more.

I’ve felt pretty jaded about tech for a while. Looking for a purpose, or trying to understand my values when it comes to work, but a simple realization has left me in a much better feeling Place about this:

@PierrePoilievre this unfortunate event can't reasonably be attributed to Trudeau, as such, making this connection actually implies a. you're not good at making connections between things or b. you are making this argument dishonestly. Do either of those traits seem prime-ministerial to you?

Another day on Toronto transit after 8 years of Justin Trudeau. #CrimeChaosDrugsDisorder

@AmenaAAA I'd go even further, all for-profit "zoos" should not exist.

@fnthawar Really just seems like a severe workaholic of average intelligence with some good, some bad takes.

Worth a watch

Gonna use Poe to help me DM a DnD campaign. Anyone used AI for this or similar? Would love some tips if so.

@HawleyMO I hope that you realize some day that masculinity is not a political ideology. It is multifaceted and extends beyond traditional "manly" traits. This lack of understanding is going to severely limit your ability to ever truly know yourself and your fellow man.

Sorry, libs, Manhood is a best seller. Get your copy here a.co/d/29LKA41

@jesschasin @chrismeadej +1

@chrismeadej Love my Humanscale!

Best office desk chair? My $20 Ikea ones killing my back

@benshapiro I really hope at some point in your life you look inward and think about how you use the reach and influence you've been granted and realize that hateful intolerance and crass cynicism is beneath you. It's beneath all of us. It serves no purpose other than to divide and diminish.

A giant government-corporate cyborg vomiting rainbows on a human face, forever

@blar51 yes, in spite of not spending 40-60 mins in traffic each morning and evening, I still get hungry around noon somehow.

People that work from home, do yall take yall lunch still?

Have you heard the news? Shopify is the best.

@AdamMcCabe5 @shanmurphyB2B Huge oversight on my part, also acceptable.

I'd like to understand how folks don't order eggs benny when you're out for brunch. What is the other competitive option besides the classic breakfast (also acceptable) — surely not an omelette??

@blanklob @Shopify on it ;)

@Shopify should create more partner accelerator programs. It was a program like this that motivated and encouraged me to start freelancing, and I believe others who were part of it would agree.