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I'm Austin Ahlman. Nebraska is my home. This is our fight. You are my people. Let’s take Nebraska back.

@MiamiDolphins @RickRoss I wonder if he could play LG….

From: @RickRoss To: the fans 👋

@ayoruthieee Wait… that’s it?!? 😭😭

The BBL chef was only making $48k?!!!!

@SydneyLWatson It’s called democracy bitch. You can vote for who you want and have a yard sign displaying it. Plus you’re an Aussie. Go back to your country!

I hate that liberals live in Texas and feel comfortable fucking with this state. Nobody wants you here.

People who don’t live in LA with so many opinions about LA.

She's old enough to be your wife's daughter you sick fuck

@MahatmasRebirth @Viktor03000 How you see this innocent, funny video and be like: “Hmmm how can I make this about my political agenda?” Lmaoo you people are sick in the head

@Viktor03000 What is this? An advertisement for mass migration? Wtf

They’re so innocent😭

@Peabody1122 @the_jefferymead @DemzDeliver “I still know nothing and I BET they left out ________” shut the fuck up

@dylan305310 @the_jefferymead @DemzDeliver The left is so predictable, I do this for fun. I still know nothing about this particular topic, but bet you anything they are leaving out, or twisting information that would otherwise decimate their entire premise. Almost every left wing post does this.

🚨 When Mayor Mamdani took office, NYC had a $12 billion deficit. It is now $0.

Ole Miss fans on their way to say they are not racist. #LaneWasRight

@Peabody1122 @the_jefferymead @DemzDeliver I don’t know shit about a topic, so instead of doing my homework, I’ll still offer my uneducated opinion. Republicans crack me UP! 😂😂😂

@the_jefferymead @DemzDeliver I know nothing about the NY budget, and haven't scrolled, but I can guarantee this post has BS written all over it.

@SM_TechB3aute WW hire you if they LIKE you. It’s not “can i work with this person? Are they good at their job?” It’s “do I like this person? Can I hangout with this person during lunch?” Tbh it’s INFURIATING. If I have an interview with a white woman, I’m NOT getting that job lmfaoo

@SM_TechB3aute I work in marketing. 10 year vet. 25 million in revenue raised. 50,000 leads generated. Managed teams small and big. I’m clearly qualified for many marketing positions, but in today’s age, white women DOMINATE the hiring space in marketing. WW won’t hire if you’re qualified….

I mean we been said this. THEY ARE HIRING THEIR FRIENDS AND FAMILY. They can be under qualified, while you are qualified and they will still hire their friends/family. Why be surprised? 😂

@SM_TechB3aute WW hire you if they LIKE you. It’s not “can i work with this person? Are they good at their job?” It’s “do I like this person? Can I hangout with this person during lunch?” Tbh it’s INFURIATING. If I have an interview with a white woman, I’m NOT getting that job lmfaoo

@binni_2025 @NYCMayor Shut the fuck uP lmaooo

@NYCMayor And letting violent people run the streets….and making the productive members of society pay for it and be harmed by it. Screw off with your socialism and Marxism, it’s not welcomed here.

When we came into office, we uncovered a $12 billion budget deficit. Today, I’m proud to say we brought it down to zero. We didn’t close the gap on the backs of working people. We closed it while funding parks, libraries, safer streets and making historic investments in public housing. Call it Pothole Politics. Call it Democratic Socialism. It's government that delivers for the people who make this city run. That’s what New Yorkers deserve. And that’s what we will keep fighting for every single day.

@ayoruthieee Nah it’s always been like that. The best roast jokes are usually about the people on stage.

I thought roasts only roasted one person? Why they roasting everybody there? I’m confused. 🤔

@gruberr11 @raweezzyy “I’ve never seen it therefore it doesn’t exist” is a really dumb fucking argument lmaoooo

@raweezzyy That's funny. I've lived in Tampa Bay for over 30 years, drive all over Pinellas County and haven't seen this flag AT ALL for a decade or more!

Driving through Tampa, Florida and spotted the biggest confederate they could find. Shit stain of a state with racist ass people

@Heyyitsrenaee They said it was gonna be Shane McMahon 🤣🤣

Everyone guessed names like Cena, punk, and jelly roll for Danhausen and it was MINIHAUSEN 😂💀

@AndrewCFollett You’re a fucking clown

John Brown was a murderous terrorist who viciously and brutally killed anyone who disagreed with him for basically no reason beyond political disagreement. So...a fitting face for today's Democrats.

@StealthRalf @mattyglesias And then people are gonna respond with “yea that’s NBA HOF Bam Adebayo”

@mattyglesias It’s going to be even funnier when someone scores 85 twenty years from now and everyone is going to be like “wait, WHO was number two?”

It’s so funny that this happened