Dylan Hallway 🪩

O'Brien currently on pace for 45 saves btw

Not a bad piece of pitching for Soriano. Did just enough, we'll see if they can close it out

Lord give me patience #stlcards

@biazzarro @domluszczyszyn

so wedgewood can’t win the vezina because he plays behind makar who can’t win the norris because he plays with mackinnon who can’t win the hart because he plays with makar and necas who are coached by bednar who can’t win the jack adams because he coaches makar and mackinnon?

I am, for a variety of reasons, very glad I already have a passport

@Patrickwebb Scriptwriters crazy for that one

BREAKING: Secret Service agent shot during the attempted assassination of Donald Trump was likely struck by gunfire from another agent, per Sky News.

Steve Templeton, aspiring time traveler

I cannot stress this enough: today's main weather event HAS NOT HAPPENED YET There are clearing skies behind this round and the boundary is still out in Kansas firing storms up that are gonna come blasting across the state Stay weather aware!

@dylanhallway i’m more of a 4/20 guy myself

very dangerous day for us today. stay alert!

Not schizo enough to believe trump staged an ass'ination attempt on himself bc his approval ratings are cratering But I *am* schizo enough to believe he would do it because he wants people to think he would EVER be cool enough to be worth ass'inating And now back to hockey

Like I'm not even saying this as a salty fan of a mid team that just missed the cut this year. San Jose was probably the most deserving team in the West and I think they would've put up a better fight. Wish the NHL would take this as an opportunity to revisit the point system.

LA Kings were so clearly the statistically least-deserving team in the playoffs, and indeed the most easily ousted A team which won just 35 games in an 82-game season should not get to compete while teams that performed better in every way miss out What an uncompelling series.

Gen Z pickup lines be like "damn girl are you a tick bite bc you are giving Alpha Gal"

Just Winn, baby

Actually looking forward to this one. Cool venue

Andre Pallante has the pitch control of a water balloon slingshot But when it works, by golly,

@StLouisBlues DynaSteen incoming

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