Dylan Lourens

@SimScaler Machine

@dylanlrns Standard home decor in Netherlands

Born in the Netherlands. Built to stack.

If you’re at zero right now, just know this shelf was empty once too. Keep going.

@yewify @stripe @stephen_hauser

crazy.. @stripe is holding $67,259.27 from me on december 24th, 2025, my @stripe account was shut down and my balance payout was paused for 120 days the payout was due on april 22nd, 2026- nothing yet no communication from them after sending 2 emails over the last 3 days

@NahFlo2n Ugcflow

Cleared ~$182K running this exact setup recently… Most people in ecom aren’t stuck because ads don’t work they’re stuck because they overbuild everything before testing this is way simpler than you think - pick a product already converting - generate multiple AI UGC angles fast - test hooks, not “campaign structures” - scale only what actually gets attention no long production cycles no waiting on creators no guessing what might work just speed + volume + iteration same system, different creatives, over and over rt + comment “ugcflow” and i’ll send the full breakdown (follow for dm)

@ecomqn Kling 3

whats your go to tool for AI UGC?

@mrbrandowner MRR

Most Ecom operators are doing good numbers But they can't tell you what next month looks like I started doing MRR and filmed my entire playbook $2.4M/month. Supplement brand. MRR. Here's what's inside the video: - Why one-time purchase brands always reset to zero - The subscription architecture nobody is teaching properly - How to find a winning product before you spend a cent - Billing cycles, cancel flows, churn reduction (the full backend) - The creative engine that scales without burning out - How your MRR compounds so your revenue goes up every month This is the thing I wish existed when I started. Like, RT, comment "MRR" (must follow) & I'll DM you the link

Ecom was such a grind before AI. I remember having to do product shoots, now Nano Banana does it for me.

Been wanting to say this for a while so here it is. Been trying to transfer my stores away from @disputifier for almost 2 weeks now and they still haven't provided all my case ID's. Something that should take a few days max. On top of that they owe my affiliate a significant amount of money based on my revenue. She's been in contact with "Jay" from their team since September last year. It is now April. Every time she follows up there's a new excuse, nothing gets resolved. This isn't a small thing. This is months of unpaid money and a team that clearly isn't on top of their own responsibilities. If you're looking for a chargeback provider, do yourself a favor and look elsewhere. Disputifier is not it.

@herrmanndigital Asked my ads why they weren’t converting. they didn’t respond. just like Meta support ☠️

I'm not one to talk ad performance on Meta but yesterday may have been the worst performance day I've seen on Meta in a long time that wasn't involving an outage. Confirmed now with multiple others.

Built a clean store 0.17% CB rate no issues Shopify: banned. appeal: denied. nice

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@ecomstam it’s either this or working at Albert Heijn

Question for all Dutch people: - Is dropshipping a school subject over there??? or do you just get handed a Shopify store along with your diploma?

@revohla Same thing happened to me today

shopify is so full of sht getting my payouts disabled and held for absolutely no reason. I guess its what I get for scaling too hard cuz this make 0 sense. if anyone can help me get thru the appeal bc 8/10 they dont approve sht and hold the money. I have serious business going on here and did not mislead/misrepresent anything. its all legit and I dont have 1 single fkn chargeback for this product. the 1 chargeback I have is for months ago and diff item. who can help me. shits insane and disgusting atp

General fashion is honestly one of the easiest niches to make your first money online in. High demand, endless products, and people buy it without thinking twice. If you’re new to ecom and don’t know where to start, this is where I’d look first.

Just claimed my 5th Shopify milestone.

@GlennNieuwenh HOLD

Everyone is getting hit with Shopify Payments holds right now. This template gets 90% of holds released. Used it 20+ times. Even if you haven't been hit yet… save this. (It'll save you a lot of headaches later) FREE for the next 48 hours only. Like + Retweet + Comment 'HOLD' & I'll send it. Must follow me to get DM.

Which payment processor do you currently use? And why?

@nicktheriot_ CASE

This wasn't supposed to get out. But I just finished breaking down exactly how one of our ecom clients did $1,711,582 in 30 days with Facebook ads. It’s the actual ad account structure, creative testing process, scaling rules, and decision-making we used while spending ~$500K on ads at ~3x ROAS. Brands pay $10,000/month to get this level of breakdown when they hire us… But for the next 48 hours, I’m giving the entire case study away FREE. Comment “CASE” and I’ll send it to you. (Must be following)

@nicktheriot_ Guide

My team is 100% gonna k*ll me for this… But whatever. I just put together the exact boring operating system we use to take ecom brands from sub-$100K/month to $1M+ months. Brands pay $10,000/month for this when they hire us… But for the next 48 hours, I’m giving the entire guide away FREE. Comment “GUIDE” and I’ll send it to you. (Must be following)