Philip Stuart
80 posts


@AntiWokeMemes Will still have to have a prostate examination at some point
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A moment of magic 🪄
Introducing your @MitreSports Goal of the #EmiratesFACup Season from @ManUtd's, @Amaddiallo_19! 🤩
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@DC_Police Whats the point if this tweet? More Policing and less Tweeting please
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999 – An abandoned call from a female who has cleared the line before being able to talk to the call taker.
When listening to the initial call, the female is heard saying “he’s hurting me man, he’s f'ing hurting me”. Our mapping data has shown the call coming from 1 of 2 properties so officers have been sent to the street for investigation. #ControlRoomLIVE
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@PFEW_HQ Never happen and a waste of effort! How about diverting all your energy to protecting members pensions! Oh hold on one minute!
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@Eurocamp_UK In the name of King Henry The Eighth I demand you release your 2024 Holidays immediately!
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Already dreaming about next year's holiday? You'll be able to book for 2024 soon. 🧐 In the meantime, if you've got your eye on a really fabulous parc, why not pre-register your interest? Fill in our form here: fal.cn/PreReg2024

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