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@thedarkprowler She said:

Doing the roof at a Barnes and noble and I went to buy a book and the lady laughed and said “I won’t even ask if you have a membership” like damn ok

Jimmy Neutron would probably die young like a great dane

@_shinitai__ We call men like that a "himbo", a loveable male version of the female equivalent (Him + Bimbo)!

新入社員がやたら身体鍛えてたので「マッチョは昼ごはん何食べるの？糖質とか平気？」って聞いたらあだ名だと思ったのか「マッチョは皆さんと同じご飯で大丈夫です」とか「マッチョも早く仕事を覚えたいです」とか言い出してかなり可愛かった。

@ichimaru_novel A true “struggle meal” 🙏🙏 saved me many times during college!!

ハンバーガーヘルパーとかいう信じられない食べ物を知ってしまった

my dad is playing re7 for the first time and when i went to check on him he looked at me like this

@lance_aerial Ah! So that’s what hit my car like a bulldozer 😭😭

Drone shots of yesterdays shelf cloud over Avon Lake Ohio

@JackTopher88 @XX86ZLGLAA6ydl4 Oh it for sure was for like 75% of my playthrough LMAO INT/FTH Caster with a ~sprinkle~ of DEX/ARC for my beloved rivers of blood 😭🙏 Next playthrough I'm going to go FULL Faith, those 50+ FTH incantations look like SO much fun (Elden Stars, Land of Shadow, light of miquella)

@dypaik @XX86ZLGLAA6ydl4 “Flame, Cleanse Me” only requires 13 faith and will be your best friend.

アメリカの皆さん 日本のとあるゲーム企業はなぜか毒沼をつくるのが大好きです

Not her having her hand all up in his Olafussy

@guttenbirder22 @ncuriel Would the best time to go looking for them be around dawn/dusk? Or just listen for their call 😂

@dypaik @ncuriel It’s a good time for them! They’re arriving now, and will start displaying soon!

@guttenbirder22 @ncuriel Good to know, thank you!! I wish you and your Swarovski optik scope the best of luck in your birding 🙏 I’ve been on the hunt for American woodcocks, I believe they’re native to NE Ohio 🤞🏼

@dypaik @ncuriel I think binoculars are more essential in general, because many birds move quickly through the air or in foliage. But for birds out in a wetland or a lake or a huge field, a scope is a game changer!

@ncuriel @guttenbirder22 Are scopes more recommended than binoculars w/birding?

@dypaik @guttenbirder22 I would always joke with young birders that their first scope cost more than their first car.

@Ubermoogle @guttenbirder22 That’s another $1,000 on top 😭 I would hope with Swarovski’s crystal tech that it would be the best damn scope you ever buy, their jewelry is A+++

@dypaik @guttenbirder22 You're gonna want the 85mm at least

@calabresa500g @ln4norris We should just watch RC racing then ffs 😭😭

@dypaik @ln4norris worst, the car just accelerates and good luck

lando on how battery deployment makes racing feel like yo-yoing: "honestly some of the racing, i didn't even want to overtake lewis. it’s just that my battery deploys, i don't want it to deploy, but i can't control it. so, i overtake him, and then i have no battery left, so he just flies past. this is not racing, this is yo-yoing. even though he [hamilton] says it's not, it is yo-yoing."

@capt_ACAB @guttenbirder22 That could mean anything from like $1,000 to 10,000 (to me) I just have never seen a scope go for THAT much 😵‍💫😵‍💫

@dypaik @guttenbirder22 What part of "offensively expensive" did you not get lol

The mild euphoria I experienced after consuming my first orange in several months suggests I was knocking on scurvy’s door

@kiwirazzi @femboxd

@dypaik @femboxd Pic taken by me outside his hotel in Rome, June '23. That bakery is *chef's kiss*, fam.

This is the craziest thing I’ve ever read but it reminded me of His ass in Valkyrie (2008)