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@Kesthecollie The best, best, girl. Well done Bess &dad

I am a good girl

@_samnic_ @atjg__ T Dan Smith😉

@atjg__ What went through urban planners' minds in the 60s and 70s like

Knocked down to be replaced by this monstrosity. The people who gave the go-ahead for this are probably now dead, but they need resurrecting and killed again for crimes against the human eyes.

@DanNeidle @DavidMcNab17 Out of interest Dan, why did you choose this specific issue to investigate?

@DavidMcNab17 Polanski denied living there. We published our report. He admitted living there and apologised. Now he’ll pay three years’ tax. And you think I shouldn’t have reported it because <reasons>

The real world: Dan saw an opportunity to damage the reputation of the biggest threat to Starmer and gleefully jumped in with both feet; discovered he’d massively overstated his case but got the media pile-on he was after so would now like to move on. Damage done. ✅

@HeldinEU Could never whistle even with all my teeth 😂 Had to use a plastic collie whistle when I had the collies and boy did that take some practice

I have just found out that I can whistle over 2 octaves

@Ryder56004614 😂 I'll give Amazon their due(yes I don't agree with them but needs must sometimes in a rural town) my pack of 30 varying size, cheap as chips, arrived in a plastic bag. Said bag has been re-used.

I ordered two bungee straps online. That’s them on the table leaning on the box they arrived in 😳🤷

@CurtisDaly_ @RorshachTickler I may be getting confused but is this not the account of a Reform guy?

There isn't a single hard left MP in Labour. This account is pure slop

@GraemePeacock1 I love this photo

On a sunny Wednesday morning with a pair of resident afterburners going hell for leather overhead. That’s probably enough what & where clues :)

@GraemePeacock1 Oops read that wrong thought you wrote *sadistic*😱 Silly me, I'd love them but don't think my knees or a pocket size garden would suit them.

@dyson123 The Free to a Good Home offer still stands. Canine masochistic owners welcomed :)

And so it begins again. He’ll make landfall again sometime in October …

@GraemePeacock1 Well, that's me out. You love them really, I think😉

@Dean24148909 @GrahamH36921247 I'm in awe. Got frit on a moped😂

@GrahamH36921247 here Cels own bikes , her ol'dad BMW R90s and the Shopper Honda C90 ... got the C90 as a wedding Annie

Honestly, needing the loggy lit in the middle of May? What’s gone wrong with our weather?

@GrahamH36921247 I know.Ive had it on most days as like you early riser and damn cold. Trouble is end up melting by the afternoon😂

@ZackPolanski @Werereader 😂👏👏👏

I've said i've made mistakes and that nobody is perfect, but on this you really don't have to worry!

@gardnerstuart39 I do it all the time Stuart. Just a bit of warm water & bleach so daft not to imo.

I am definitely turning into my Nana steeping dish cloths in bleach... but hey the cost of living and all that I will get more out of these cloths yet.

@getyrtrouserson @doctoriaindarcy Aah but checking out his laundry was more important😂

@doctoriaindarcy If I were doing a journalism about people living on boats at a marina not paying council tax I would talk to the council and marina and boaters’ groups about it before publishing and ideally get them on record but I’m not built like Dan.

Well this is awkward Dan

@AllyFogg I do know how to but have given up on buying them. Mine were either like rocks or mush. Not overly fond anyway but good for me according to GP so suffer ready prepared occasionally

Anyway, in much more important business, it’s come to my attention that some of you MFs don’t know how to cut an avocado.

👏👏👏😔

my kitten started choking again today (y’all who follow me know this mf STAY CHOKING😭) & thank god i know the cat heimlich because it’s one of the scariest things when your pet starts to choke. so here’s my bi-monthly “you should learn the cat heimlich if you have cats” tweet

@Wommando 🤬

⚠️⚠️ SICKENING LENIENCY ⚠️⚠️ A vulnerable woman with Alzheimer’s waved down a stranger - 61YO Adrian Long - in Ipswich after becoming confused and lost. She didn’t know where she was or even her own address. Long looked through her bag, found her details, and drove her home. But instead of helping her safely and leaving, he followed her into her property and sexually assaulted her. A family member later saw him entering the home on doorbell footage. Despite her obvious confusion and vulnerability, Long claimed he didn’t realise she lacked the capacity to consent. The court heard his actions caused a rapid deterioration in the victim’s health, while leaving her already heartbroken family devastated that someone could exploit her in such a cruel and calculated way. ➡️Anyone who has witnessed Alzheimer’s firsthand knows just how vulnerable sufferers become as the illness progresses - moving through devastating stages of confusion, memory loss and dependency before 24-hour care or residential placement is ever considered or becomes unavoidable. Families are forced to tread a difficult line between respecting a loved one’s independence and keeping constant watch over them, relying on the public to help vulnerable people safely - not prey on them for their own sick gratification. What Long did was unconscionable. Yet he WALKED FREE. 😫 He received just 8 months suspended for 20 months and 40 "rehab" days. One vulnerable woman. One devastated family. One disgusting offender. And one disgracefully weak so-called sentence. A "justice" system that allows society’s most vulnerable people to be exploited and sexually assaulted with barely any real consequence has no right to call itself justice at all. Sickening. Heartbreaking. Infuriating. Vulnerable people in the UK being failed in the worst possible way. 💔🤬

@KevinWh14063568 @RealDonKeith Fair enough but I don't think the original poster is a socialist . See ya

@dyson123 @RealDonKeith I don’t trust socialists so there’s zero clarification in my mind. Have a good life 👋