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@nightlyshow @larrywilmore If you were forced to go back in time to assassinate either Baby Trump or Baby Cosby, who would U choose 2 kill?

Fuck is Almond milk? Almonds aint even got titties

@tonkhero That's a good recommendation. Try Park's BBQ too. High quality meat and fresh variety of pan chans. Enjoy LA and happy holidays!

“How Twitter Hijacked My MInd” via @digg. My feelings exactly, except I resent not writing about it first. nymag.com/daily/intellig…

Ariel Castro just heard Ben Affleck is playing Batman.

900 dead pigs found floating in Shanghai River: huff.to/13NFGW0 Damn my peeps must be outraged at all that wasted pork.

@tonkhero Is the Royal Waste King your friend? I voted for him regardless. I think he looks good in a crown & robe.

@makalicious dude. I didn't see that picture until now. Fuck the suburbs.

There's so much paper wasted on #Christmas. Please #recycle or reuse. Please.

It’s cute that anyone thinks guns could defend you from a government that has a high fructose corn syrup nozzle up every citizens’ asshole.

If women ruled the world: here's @pbsgwen's take to.pbs.org/ZqUwPZ

Enough about gun control! The real discussion should be repealing the 2nd Amendment! #Repeal2ndAmendment

"Tumult" is gonna be my new word. #romneysucks #romneyisadouche #Debate2012

I want to play game of battleship. #debates #obama2012

A 'greatest hits' of misleading Romney claims wapo.st/ScTX5K

The Onion Endorses John Edwards For President onion.com/OPDCG3

Own it, Sisters. vqronline.org/articles/2012/… #feminism

More proof to blame zombies, not drugs, for cannibalism: thedailybeast.com/articles/2012/… #zombies #zombiesexist

Pussy. “@HuffingtonPost: "Butt chugging" leads to severe alcohol poisoning of college student huff.to/S33J8W”

Cyberwars about to begin over that low budget anti-Muslim YouTube film: latimes.com/business/la-fi… #cyberwar