delroy LANDO

@JCFights If I gotta tell you to dip it into the condiments, ONE MORE TIME…

Her hands were perfectly in sync 🤣

@AdamSchefter #skol ?

Ravens have unveiled their new uniforms:

@trajektoriePL 🤖 = Anterior pelvic tilt, lacks internal hip rotation. “Build God, then we’ll talk”

Average day in Poland.

@dollyp2025 *little did they know, That IS how it works *

“When I grow up, I want to be black”😭😂😂

@TheHoopCentral @Smokio_ Knees ever been so cooked that the numbness is the norm?

Throwback to Anthony Tolliver breaking down the time Michael Beasley rubbed his knee: “Not quite sure why there's a hand on my knee…He tells me 'Oh, my bad. I thought that was my knee.' From that day on, I knew Michael was special.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@ALHAJIEMEKA10 @HaterReport New president

@HaterReport And why has the NBA not fine him for using his finger to make a Gun/Arm Gesture?

Kevin Durant missed two clutch free throws, VJ Edgecombe scores and cuts the lead to 5. Then KD knocks down a three and pulls out the easy money sniper rifle 😂🤣

@DailyLockline Coby’s OUT

@LakeShowYo @joeyfresh04

LeBron getting on Bronny’s head for throwing a bad pass 😭😂

@Thomaspetersen @yacineMTB

@yacineMTB I was cancelled at work for using it during a night out while talking about motorcycles. Please reclaim it for all of us.

I was able to reclaim the word "retard", but there is another word. A gamer word. That they took from us. I long to use it again

@1stimecommenter @uniquemoviemom ♾️ 🪐 🌌 ☄️

@uniquemoviemom All that energy should've grown the hulk into an enranged 100 ton behemoth

Hulk, thinking he could chest all stones at once, still got me after Thanos took his time to digest them.

@helios_brah @crwnjr I thought these might’ve been high poon receptive careers, and you were implying universal karma to be the culprit; this is why I hate Family Feud

Same reason Electricians always birth girls and Radar Technicians always birth girls and Jet Pilots always birth girls and High Voltage Linemen always birth girls and Radiologists always birth girls: EMFs

@SGTHARDON @Buttguytbh @officer_Lew 🖕🏾🖕🏿

@Buttguytbh @officer_Lew And the nig, who is proven to be above the law, got released without any charges. 🤦

WATCH🚨: Viral video from a Walmart parking lot in Lawrence, Indiana: A Black man gets into a physical fight with police officers during an arrest attempt. Officers say it started after they spotted his car illegally parked in a fire lane. The suspect reportedly resisted, leading to punches thrown on both sides before he was taken into custody.

@joeroganhq 🍴 💨

Theo Von on talking rabbit holes on Thanksgiving: "Somebody’s like do you want the baked beans?" "Not if you f*cking think we landed on the moon I don’t."

@chicagobulls @ZoneSec2k

@ATRightMovies “I’m fearless, now hear this, I’m earless (heir-less), and I’m peerless!” (that means I’m eyeless), (which means I’m tearless) {which means my iris resides where my ears is}, [[which means I’m blinded but imma find it; I can feel its nearness]]…

@LANDASF Yall stole my handle

Hola, Bienvenidos. #fb

@JamieKennedy @PrimeVideo Network 🫤 : ok, a pronunciation joke, Can you make it funnier? You🌝:🌚

If DRUSKI can do it then why can’t I? From my old series KENNEDY’s KOURT on @primevideo . It’s like JURY DITY but reverse. watch.amazon.com/detail?gti=amz…

Trump: You see this pen right here? This pen is very inexpensive. But it writes well. I like it. Sharpie. I came here. They had $1,000 pens. You hand out pens. You hand them to people. 30, 40 people. They were $1,000 a piece. Beautiful pen, ball point. I hand out to kids that don't know. It's kid getting a pen for $1,000. They have no idea what it is. I had another problem. They didn’t write well. I sign—no ink. I have all you people looking and say there must be something wrong with Trump. There is no ink in the pen. It cost $1,000.

@Mappy6984 Bufords, Melvins, & GB Jamals; every Reply, Like, and QT #ThePEOPLEStrain 🚊

No lies told

@Persway82 🐐

Singer Keith Washington says he almost turned down a guest spot on Martin because he previously had tension with Martin Lawrence 😳 Called him a “big time hater” and said if it wasn’t for Tisha Campbell… he wouldn’t have done it at all 👀 Damn, we almost didn’t get that episode! 😬 Dammit Gina!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣👏🏾 #clipped